Duct Tape - 100+ Uses for Duct Tape on Star Trek

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]70. It's pefect for extracting information that you need in a hurry from a Wookiee (or other hairy alien).

71. It's a cheaper alternative to buying magnetic mines - just buy the regular kind and slap on a bit of duct tape. Though not too forcefully of course.[/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]72. Good for stashing that spare ignition key behind the deflector dish[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]73. Its what makes those Anti-Gravity boots work so well.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]74. In fact, how do you think their starships stimulate gravity? Everyone goes on about electromagnetic fields, but the truth is they just strap duct tape to the bottom of everybody's boots.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]75. Duct tape does not work in the Expanse[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]76. Fixing dead topics.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]77. Getting rid of pesky obsessions by duct taping them in the closet[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]79. The man who wanders around malls in a dazed and confused fashion loves duct tape.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]80. A certain mysterious killer tapes his victims to their chairs before killing them. Sometimes.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]81. That old view screen keeps falling out of the wall. Nothing like a bunch of duct tape to keep it from moving[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

82. TopHatMan uses duct tape to keep his hat from falling off his head

[Vedra]

83. 95% of Voyager has been rebuilt with it,along with it making up 70% of their scripts.

[Anonymous]

84) In the Old days it was used to:
1) To stop Dr. McCoy beginning every sentence with "For God's sake Jim/Spock" , "For the Love of God!", "I'm a doctor not a (insert profession of choice in here)!" etc.
2) To stop Scotty trying to make Uhura's skirts any mini-er
3) To stop Sulu going near Rand.
4) To stop Kirk going near Rand.
5) To stop Spock saying "That is Illogical, Captain." every second sentence
6) to keep that tribble prop on top of Chekov's head....anyone else notice his hair and how....furry it is?
7) To patch together Kirks stilted speech.
8) to stop Kirk blowing up EVERYTHING
9) In Mirror, Mirror to stop the Real Spock growing a goatee and confusing everyone. Come to think of it, to stop Spock moving and doing things like changing Kirk's chair....

[Ginga]

84: It's how Janeway REALLY kept that wig on.

[Anonymous]

85) - what stopped Gene Roddenberry writing a new series where Kirk had been demoted and forced to work under Picard....

[Vedra]

86. In an alternate version of that episode of Voyager with the Swarm,glue from duct tape was put into torpedoes and used to stick all the tiny Swarm ships together.

[PointyHairedJedi]

87. At convetions and other events, it's used to keep the actors firmly stuck in one place so they can't run away from the autograph tables when they get fed up of the uber-nerdly fans.

[catalina_marina]

Come to think of it, you can also use it to stick yourself to a coach when they claim it's full but you really really want to come because you're going to miss a meet-up otherwise.

[PointyHairedJedi]

There's the whole bugs in your teeth thing though, when you think about it...

[Anonymous]

88 ) to keep all those gizmos on the Borg