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Pitch Black
I just fiver'd Pitch Black. I sent it to Zeke (twice) but I was wondering if I was allowed to post it here, for... I dunno.... shits and giggled? Criticism? Target practice? A lovely wall hanging?
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Not while it's still an official submission. When fivers are posted at the forum, it's because for one reason or another they can't go on the site. I have your fiver and I'll deal with it when I can, but you'll have to wait like everyone else -- appealing to the community will only annoy me.
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I'd listen if I were you. I don't want to sound like an inspirational speaker, but Zeke's death ray has blasted me once or twice, and it's not an experience I'd recommend to anyone else.
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God forbid. What does he think this is? The internet? Does he think people come on here to read things?
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Quote:
But now I do. I officially submit. I'll shut up. I'll be in the corner...
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With submissions to Zeke, patience is the key. Excessive patience, as a matter of fact, the sort that Buddhist monks cultivate (only you don't have to stop killing stuff, obviously).
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Yeah, killing stuff on the side really helps pass the time.
Gatac
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And killing time really stuffs the passers-by
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