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Old 09-27-2003, 10:13 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: To be a redshirt or not to be a redshirt.

A: ANSWERS! I need answers, damnit![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You're not going so well with the quiz. Do you need something to drink?

A: He's not availlable right now, can I take a message?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.
Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are you doing here? I summoned Cthulhu, not you!

A: Well, that's what you get for trying to fry a pink squirrel.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:30 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What the-- My fingers are all pink!

A: Meh. I can do this on my own.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.
Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Aren't you grateful I'm helping you up your postcount? ... No you can't.

A: Experience is the great thing that allows you to identify a mistake when you do it again.

[edit]I hate it when people can't spell in sigs. Now I have to spellcheck every time I copy/paste [/edit][/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-27-2003, 10:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The vulcans are going to accuse you of being illogical. Quick, say something logical.

A: A weird answer deserves a weird question.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:38 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This is a weird question. Especially since it isn't.

A: Phase one complete.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How are you coming along with Fight "Sheridan vs tribbles"?

A: See? A car! I told you it was Rush Hour.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, if you live about 10 kilometers from the nearest 'city', how do you know it's rush hour?

A: Not over my dead body![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:50 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Under what kind of circumstances would you be willing to help me become Queen of the Fora?

A: While I'm trying to get past 17's postcount, you're getting past the brat's. What do you say?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:52 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Well, what's your offer?

A: Maybe, we'll see.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you want to help me build a timemachine, so I can execute my evil plans?

A: Absolutely not. Then again, neither did she... Maybe I will.[/colorost_uid0]
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What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix

"Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike

Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.
Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:57 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think you need a time machine to get past her postcount?

A: You're just weird.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 11:04 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Of course not. But I'd can't marry their first son without a time machine, because of the aspect of age. So he first has to be born and get older, while I don't... Ah, you get the point.

A: Neo? Are you still there? I want to kidnap Sa'ar very soon (the real soon) because he called me brat. Well, he wasn't talking to me, but it's a good excuse, don't you think? [/colorost_uid0]
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"Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike

Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-27-2003, 11:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: For your information, I'm [bost_uid0]not[/bost_uid0] Neo!

A: But I bet you didn't know 1297 is the 211th prime, and 211 is the [bost_uid0]47[/bost_uid0]th prime![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 11:15 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you know 10631 is the 1297th prime?

A: [iost_uid0]Everything[/iost_uid0] comes back to 47.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 09-27-2003, 03:20 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, in the end, 17 will marry 47?

A: I think you should run. No wait, take a ship and get out of this galaxy.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-27-2003, 03:26 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oops, I got myself on 17's "to kill" list. What should I do?

A: I'm going to kill Minbari. Just to piss off 17. [/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the quickest way to piss off 17?

A: I think we should have never called 17 by her real name. See what we have done? She passed us all in total posts.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-27-2003, 03:43 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did we do to deserve this?

A: Do you want to die?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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