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Old 04-01-2004, 06:46 PM
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As you can see, Five-Minute Voyager is now available in delicious Brie and mozzarella varieties. That's right -- we're not covering those [iost_uid0]good[/iost_uid0] shows anymore. From now on, it's all cheese, all the time.


Keep an eye on 5MC for updates during the day. They won't be announced, but things will start appearing at the subsites one by one, like mold growing on cheese....[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 04-01-2004, 07:41 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]hee hee hee nicely done! :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

my favorite is:

[quoteost_uid0]Phlox: Curses! Voted off by a bowl of -- [/quoteost_uid0]

We haven't had [iost_uid0]nearly[/iost_uid0] enough Porthos/chili jokes.


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Old 04-01-2004, 08:32 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nothing but 5M [iost_uid0]Survivor[/iost_uid0] yet. I look forward to more though. And including [iost_uid0]Andromeda[/iost_uid0]...let it not be said that Zeke lacks cruelness. :lol:[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Cheese!

Hmm, let's see...not a quality show to be seen. Those who memorized the subsection addresses will be okay, though...[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Guest"][color=#000000ost_uid0]hee hee hee nicely done! :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Same to you, m'dear. You clearly put a lot of work into TripSuckered -- I especially like the classified ads.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Actually, I wouldn't mind some Birds of Prey fivers, I liked that series.

...

I'll just cower in that corner, OK?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]One of the subsites has just updated. And it was the most fun fiver to write EVER.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh, the subtext is just killing me! :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Xena fiver was hilarious! El Robotico Del Diablo!

For that, I'll forgive you for including Andromeda among the cheese.

...Some day.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 04-02-2004, 01:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0](SLASH SLASH)[/quoteost_uid0]
:suspicious:

[quoteost_uid0]Thief: GAK!
Xena: That'll teach him to be male. I mean to steal stuff.[/quoteost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0]Xena: Don't worry. I have a plan. AIEYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!
Mongol Gladiators: GAK!
Gabrielle: Wow. They all died before you even finished your battle cry![/quoteost_uid0]
Bwahaha!

Another favorite part:
[quoteost_uid0]Zombie Mongol Gladiators: GAKO, GAKAS, GAKAT!
Xena: That's the last of them. Now let's go make us some Caesar salad!
Joxer: Oo, oo! And show Khan our wrath?[/quoteost_uid0]

Those were great, looking forward to the others! [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Xena fiver was great. I also really liked the Survivor one. All very good. I'm really looking forward to the other ones. Great job Zeke![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 04-02-2004, 02:27 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The next one's up. I'm going to have to start making them shorter, I think, or I won't get through them all today.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]frankly, I think it'd be funnier if you dragged them out all week. Promotes traffic. And continues the "soon" joke. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 04-02-2004, 02:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hmmmmmmmm. What do you guys think of that? I can certainly write longer if I have more time.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]So amazing. Great, hoopy stuff.

[quoteost_uid0]And the devil built a robot![/quoteost_uid0]

And Zeke--it's your site, dude. Do what you want! You could even make it a regular subsite after this week, and add new cheese every once in a while whenever you feel like it. I can see it now: Five Minute Smallville, Five Minute Perfect Strangers, Five Minute Static Shock... [/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]You could even make it a regular subsite after this week, and add new cheese every once in a while whenever you feel like it. I can see it now: Five Minute Smallville, Five Minute Perfect Strangers, Five Minute Static Shock...[/quoteost_uid0]
...Five Minute Voyager...

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hmmm, five minute cheese....yummy...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I must say, I thought Zeke's Enterprise-based Five-Minute Survivor was MUCH better than the Voyager-based one he included a link to...wouldn't you all agree?

Oh, and I suppose this would be a bad time to ask about that request I made of Zeke to allow me to make a Five-Minute site of my own for the series I'm currently working on myself? I've been waiting for a response to that email now for, oh, about a year....

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's never a bad time to kick me in the @$$ about my email backlog, Anthony. Thanks for reminding me; I know the message you're talking about and I'll reply tomorrow.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]and add new cheese every once in a while whenever you feel like it.[/quoteost_uid0]
Or every April. Just a thought.

As for the mini-fivers:
[quoteost_uid0]Genghis Khan: "Die Nazi Roboten are unstoppable," you said. "Nobody can defeat die invincible Roboten of das dritte Reich."
Hitler: Beiß mich.[/quoteost_uid0]
:lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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