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01-14-2005, 10:03 PM
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Q: Why is the stage manager on stage strangling that actor?
A: Coochie coo.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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01-14-2005, 10:04 PM
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Q: HA! I've found you!
A: The show must go on. Y'HEAR ME? MUST I TELL YE, MUST!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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01-14-2005, 10:07 PM
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Q: What did that baby just say? Translate it quick for it may be telling other babies of our secret plans!
(I would change it, but now it is funny, lol) A: False alarm, she was only wanting a bottle
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01-14-2005, 10:09 PM
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Q: Why was that toddler screaming "red rum"?
A: Was that a double post?
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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01-14-2005, 10:57 PM
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Q: Where's the baby that was stealing the candy?
A: You do know he DOESmind, don't you?
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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01-15-2005, 05:49 PM
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Q: I'm sure Cutey Wooty Voldymort won't mind me calling him that.
A: The Magic Eight Ball says maybe.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4027
01-15-2005, 05:51 PM
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Q: Is J.K. Rowling going to make Ron and Hermione a couple?
A: They Better!
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01-15-2005, 07:30 PM
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Q: KGM, will you stop mentioning the Unmentionable Thing!
A:GAH! Stop mentioning the Unmentionable Thing!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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01-15-2005, 07:37 PM
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Q: Ron/Hermione!
A: I just do it to annoy you!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4030
01-15-2005, 07:45 PM
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Q: -_-. Do you realise that in that case you really let down the image of Morphine?!
A: Not that! The whole subject as a whole!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4031
01-15-2005, 07:48 PM
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Q: Morphine? Let's talk about the 'ship section-
A: Fine! I'm sorry! Not going to convert though :P
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#4032
01-15-2005, 07:48 PM
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Q: so when you asked zeke why does he take so long a time to post new fivers, what did he say?
A: A chocolate cake, a switch army knife, and a baseball bat.
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#4033
01-15-2005, 07:52 PM
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Q: Who do I know it's you?
A: DON'T DO IT!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4034
01-15-2005, 08:36 PM
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Q: OOoooo... big red button... must push...
A: It comes right after GAJ! and before GAL!
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Truer words were never spoken. Xeroc Central 5MChat: PHP/JS Chat 2.0 Click here to view the chat in progress!
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#4035
01-15-2005, 11:41 PM
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Q: GA.... uh... what's the word?
A: I'm not falling for that
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4036
01-16-2005, 01:09 AM
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Q: So, would you say you're HaMming it up?
A: Yeah, I know, I'm evil.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS
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01-16-2005, 02:22 AM
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Q) You do know that mentioning the unmentionable thing was mean, heartless and nasty, don't you?
A) EAT MY IMPULSE EXAUST SUCKER! :twisted:
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01-16-2005, 02:40 AM
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Q: I think Ron and Hermione HAVE TO GET TOGETHER! They HAVE too! It's canon! What do you think?
A: Ginny would have to make Draco sane.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4039
01-16-2005, 04:02 AM
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Q: How do people write SUCCESSFUL Ginny/Draco stories?
A: nope, I'm not changing my mind, so forget it!
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