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Old 10-04-2004, 02:25 AM
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Welcome to Day 2 of the Five-Minute Angel relaunch, featuring fivers from Seasons 2 to 4. Here's today's lineup:
    [*]Five-Minute "Are You Now or Have You Ever Been," Jade's second Angel fiver in this event and third overall.[*]Five-Minute "The Trial," by Derek Dean. You still haven't seen the last of Derek in this event![*]Five-Minute "The Thin Dead Line," by Scott Zarchy, whom relative oldtimers will recall as the author of two Next Gen fivers.[*]Five-Minute "Disharmony," by Andy Taylor, best known for fiving DS9's Final Chapter.[*]Five-Minute "Double or Nothing," by Scooter, in his first 5MV appearance outside Doctor Who.[*]Five-Minute "Spin the Bottle," the sophomore fiver of forumgoer catalina marina (her first effort was in Charmed).[/list]Eleven down, five to go -- come back tomorrow for the remaining fivers and a few extras. By the way, 5MV just topped 400 000 hits!
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Old 10-04-2004, 03:38 AM
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Angel: Find out the history of the Hyperion Hotel.
Cordelia: Why?
Angel: Um... it's pretty?
Wesley: Fair enough..
Heheheh, funny stuff, and blurb too. :mrgreen:



Quote:
Darla: Why are you so obsessed with him? He's mortal. It's not like he could track us through time or anything.
Angelus: Still, I'd give my firstborn just to be rid of him.
Darla: Oh yeah, like vampires can have kids.

...
Angel: Ahh, I bet I'm supposed to jump into the pool.
Darla: Um, Angel? We're in a billiard room.
Angel: Good point. I should probably take my cue from the Host and break.
Heeheehee



Quote:
Kenny: ...it was raining candy and sunshine?
Anne: Please, that only hurts if you're a vampire.

...
Angel: Okay, that's it. NOBODY disses the hair.
(Angel decapitates the cop)
Cop 1's Head: Well, that hurt.

...
All: (random screams of terror)
Gunn: I guess that one was available.
Bwahaha!



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Cordelia: And now for some hilarious lesbian/vampire confusion!
Harmony: I have uncontrollable urges and also need you.
Cordelia: I said hilarious!
Heheh :mrgreen:


To the one in the 3rd season, now:
Quote:
Lorne: Hey babes. Say, did you hear? Angel just bit the heads off his entire Beanie Baby collection.
Gunn: These files sure need a lot of work.
Heehee.
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Jenoff: Sucking souls, sucking souls, la la la... Next soul payment! Please step down to register one.
Gunn: That's me.
Bill Gates: Hey, I was next!
Bwahahaha!
Quote:
Cordelia: Angel's card-playing acumen is our only hope.
Angel: Any sixes?
Jenoff: Go fish.
Fred: We may be here a while.
:mrgreen:



Quote:
Salesman: Don't worry about the vase.
Vase: GAK!

...
Radio: Oh what a beautiful mooooorning!
Angel: Whoa! There are little men singing in that box!
(Cordelia pushes a button)
Little Men in Radio: GAK!
Angel: Whoa!

...
Beast: (in Cordy's head) Hello, John.
Cordelia: I'm not John.
Beast: Note to self: Read script. Soon.
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Old 10-05-2004, 12:05 AM
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Heheh. Very funny! Though I only had time to read two fivers. Eleven fivers in two days... it`s cool, but a little... monstrous, :mrgreen:


Quotes from the ones I managed to read (Scooter`s and Cat`s):

Quote:
Groo: Lorne, why are you gathering the belongings of Wesley?
Lorne: Better not say that name, babe. Bad karma.
Groo: Interesting. I know of another dimension where the name Wesley causes similar consternation.
Heheheheh. :mrgreen:

Quote:
Fred: Hiya, traitor. We packed up your desk. Here's your pink slip.
Wesley: What about the prophecy? I was protecting Connor from Angelus —-
Fred: Prophecy, shmophecy. Sahjhan copied it off a box of Honey Nut Cheerios. Angel was never going to kill Connor.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Gunn: This Skench demon sucks.
Skench Demon: No, I spit. Allow me to demonstrate.
Gunn: Ewww, I stand corrected. Here, try this machete-shaped breath mint.
Skench Demon: GAK!
Gunn: Great. Covered in mucus. Could my day get any ickier?
Henchman: I'm here to collect the soul of a C. Gunn. Sign here please, line 23.
Gunn: Er, no hablo ingles.
Wacky,

Quote:
Fred: Charles tried to drive me away and said horrible things to hurt me and so he must really love me and want to protect me from something terrible and and and —-
Angel: All right, I'm up already! Geez, next time just put scorpions down my pants.
Scorpions... :twisted: :twisted:


And the Evil Dutch Woman`s...

Quote:
Lorne: I mayeth be prepareth to shouteth a joyous chanting.
Fred: Thou art a pigbraineth simpleton.
Lorne's Log: She's such a sweet girl.
Quote:
Wesley: Whoa! Look at this sword I've got. It's collapsib--
Random Spot in the Air: GAK!
Gunn: Okay, you probably shouldn't wave it like that.
Wesley: But isn't that the whole point of a swo--
TV: CRUSH!
Gunn: Warned you...
Heheh. For some mysterious reason this is my favourite scene, :twisted: :twisted:

Quote:
Angel: The only way to see yourself is in the mirror, right?
Wesley: I suppose.
Angel: Then I haven't seen any vampires.
Wesley: Are you implying--
Angel: No. Bye now.
Oooh, very clever, :mrgreen:

Quote:
Cordelia: So now we all have our memories back. Neat. Bye now.
Angel: Wait. Were we in love?
Cordelia: I'd give birth to an evil goddess and die before I'd get back with you. But yes, we were.


Very funny, and very evil! :P
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Old 10-05-2004, 12:57 AM
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Its great to see Angel finally getting its own section. I've been looking forward to this.

The fivers are excellent, all around. I could probably quote the majority of all 11 fivers so far, but that would be a little overboard (even for me). So, let me just say job well done to Jade, Derek Dean, Scott Zarchy, Andy Taylor, Scooter, catalina marina, Zeke, Dachelle, and Nic Corelli. Great work everyone. Keep 'em coming.

And by the way, I really, really wish I could get my hands on one of those Cheerios boxes with "The father will kill the son" written on the back. :lol:
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Old 10-05-2004, 04:34 AM
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And by the way, I really, really wish I could get my hands on one of those Cheerios boxes with "The father will kill the son" written on the back. :lol:
Makes for interesting breakfast reading.

Son: Um, Dad...can we talk?
Dad: Yes, son?
Son: Um, never mind. I ... gotta get to class. Right now. See you later, maybe!
Dad: But son, you haven't finished your cereal!

I wonder if that's what's on the box of Cheerios so prominently displayed in the Superman movie. Would explain a great deal.
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:54 AM
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Salesman: Don't worry about the vase.
Vase: GAK!
Just for that, you're not the One. ... No, wait, wrong fiver...
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Old 10-05-2004, 03:15 PM
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Another fine crop.

Selected quote, from Scott's:
Quote:
Cop 1: Put your hands behind your head.
Angel: But I haven't done anything wrong, officer.
Cop 1: Let's see, you allowed thirteen lawyers to be brutally slaughtered by vampires, you lit said vampires on fire, and your hair looks like you killed a raccoon, dipped it in lard and put it on your head.
Angel: Okay, that's it. NOBODY disses the hair.
(Angel decapitates the cop)
Cop 1's Head: Well, that hurt.
:mrgreen:

Plus the blurb from "Disharmony":
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Angel finds himself playing in A flat in Gunn, Wes and Cordy's C Major chord, but figures no Harm will come of it.
Just because.

Good stuff, all!
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:54 PM
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400,000 hits?! Heck, that's at least as many as watched the rerun of "Precious Cargo." Zeke for executive producer!

Though I must wonder whether we would be faring even better under Emperor Zuke's leadership...

Kudos to all fiver authors in this...really, really big event. *tear*
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Heheh. For some mysterious reason this is my favourite scene, :twisted: :twisted:
Shh, don't tell them! :P
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