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Chancellor Valium · #**421** 01-29-2006, 09:33 PM

Zuke disapproved.

Xeroc · #**422** 01-29-2006, 10:04 PM

Arno nym also disapproved.

Opium · #**423** 01-30-2006, 01:48 AM

"By the power vested in me by the aisle of Yogurt, I know pronouce you husband and wife, if no one objects right now" said Zuke.

Xeroc · #**424** 01-30-2006, 02:14 AM

Closely everyone waited to see if anyone objected, said the narrator doing an all-too-common yoda impression.

Opium · #**425** 01-30-2006, 07:09 AM

"Darn it all! Let's just get married already!" said Anakin.

Chancellor Valium · #**426** 01-30-2006, 11:21 AM

"E have no opinion on the matter, myself.", said Uncle Ugbug, who often confuses "E"s and "I"s, and has no opinion on that either.

Xeroc · #**427** 01-30-2006, 10:38 PM

"Frell of a long wait, wouldn't you say?", said an audience member.

Opium · #**428** 01-31-2006, 02:05 AM

"Good, so are we married now?" asked Anakin.

Chancellor Valium · #**429** 01-31-2006, 02:02 PM

"Hi say yes! Kissy-kissy!", said Padme, who, on completion of the marriage vows, had transformed into a buck-toothed Russian peasant-girl from 1872.

Xeroc · #**430** 01-31-2006, 06:50 PM

"I don't know how that happened! Don't look at me!", said a nearby wizard.

Opium · #**431** 01-31-2006, 10:42 PM

"Just a minute, let's reset this without the evil buck-tooth-creating wizard" said Anakin as he turned back time.

Xeroc · #**432** 02-01-2006, 03:05 AM

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Chancellor Valium · #**433** 02-01-2006, 07:46 PM

"Looney! Of course not!", said a voice emanating from nowhere in particular.

NeoMatrix · #**434** 02-01-2006, 09:21 PM

"Maybe he can, but only if Superman flies backwards really fast" said Clark Kent.

Opium · #**435** 02-02-2006, 10:22 AM

"Now, let's get going on our PG-rated honeymoon!" said Anakin to the non-buck-toothed Padme.

Chancellor Valium · #**436** 02-02-2006, 06:10 PM

"Okay, dear!", said Darius, whom he had married by mistake...

NeoMatrix · #**437** 02-02-2006, 10:43 PM

"Padme, where you drunk when we got married?" asked Anakin.

Opium · #**438** 02-03-2006, 01:43 AM

"Quite drunk, actually-I always am!" said Padme.

Xeroc · #**439** 02-03-2006, 07:19 AM

"Reeeeeaaaalllllllyyyyy.....", said someone throughly inquisitive.

NeoMatrix · #**440** 02-03-2006, 11:01 AM

"Someone reeeeeaaaalllllllyyyyy needs a beer or three," said Padme, who turned to the bartender to ask for another beer, then ended up falling off her stool and into Anakin's arms.