Alphabet Story - Page 25 - The Five-Minute Forums

Chancellor Valium · #**481** 02-12-2006, 06:29 PM

"Honey, it's chokey-die time!", said Anakin.

Xeroc · #**482** 02-12-2006, 09:28 PM

"Insanity Police! Freeze!", shouted a squadron of insanity police come to raid the bar.

NeoMatrix · #**483** 02-13-2006, 02:05 AM

"Join us in our insanity," said Anakin.

Xeroc · #**484** 02-13-2006, 02:24 AM

"Kalamazoo! This place is loaded with'em! We're going to need a bigger truck!", said an Insanity Police Officer.

Opium · #**485** 02-13-2006, 09:11 PM

"Lousy Bar/Grocer of Lost Characters...well, not characters from LOST, but characters that are lost...you get the point" said Janeway.

Chancellor Valium · #**486** 02-14-2006, 04:44 PM

"My turnips!", sobbed Ugbug.

Xeroc · #**487** 02-14-2006, 06:49 PM

"Now just follow us quietly into the truck...", said another Insanity Policemen as he began rounding them up into the truck.

NeoMatrix · #**488** 02-14-2006, 08:55 PM

(Aside) "Oh yeah, we got a fresh supply of fanatics in the second floor pool room that can save us, and the Insanity Police doesn't know about the 2nd floor since this is only a one story bar," thought Yogurt.

Xeroc · #**489** 02-14-2006, 11:30 PM

"Propane! Hexane! Acetone! Diisobutylamine! Benz...mrph...", said a Chemistry Fanatic being stuffed into a truck by one of the Insanity Policemen.

Opium · #**490** 02-15-2006, 09:53 PM

"QUIT GIVING ME Q!" yelled Janeway as she was rounded up into the truck.

Xeroc · #**491** 02-15-2006, 09:55 PM

""Rrrrrr!", said a pirate, also being stuffed in the truck.

NeoMatrix · #**492** 02-16-2006, 01:53 PM

"Save me, Anakin!" screamed Padme, who was trapped at the top of the bar's tallest tower

Chancellor Valium · #**493** 02-16-2006, 10:27 PM

"Too late!", said the lawyer in charge of the bar, "We're sinking!"

Xeroc · #**494** 02-17-2006, 03:21 AM

"Underwater diving gear on, men!", said the Insanity Cheif Policeman, as the bar began to sink into the lagoon.

NeoMatrix · #**495** 02-17-2006, 01:37 PM

Viki, the bar's captain, woke up from her nap, realized they were sinking after hitting a plot hole, then pressed the reset button.

Lostoyannaya · #**496** 02-17-2006, 01:41 PM

Without hesitation, the reset button did it's thing, and it was as though nothing had happened.

~~Lostoyannaya

NeoMatrix · #**497** 02-17-2006, 01:45 PM

Xeroc, the bartender, was cleaning the bar when two strange people walked in.

Lostoyannaya · #**498** 02-17-2006, 02:59 PM

Yanick and Maestro, they were called.

~~Lostoyannaya

NeoMatrix · #**499** 02-17-2006, 08:51 PM

"Zip up your pants there mister!" cried out a drunk patron.

Lostoyannaya · #**500** 02-17-2006, 09:01 PM

"Ahhl have you know, ahhh'm French." Purred Maestro, whipping out a sub-machine laser gun kindly provided by lieutenant Reed.