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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 17, I'm telepathic. What is it about you and Delenn you don't want me to know?

A: Meeheehee...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 06:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Quick, PK, do your Mini-Me impression!


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Twister.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happens if a pack of Twisties mutate?

A: 17.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 06:40 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything?

A: 42[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 06:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's Sa'ar's Answer to L, TU, and E, adjusted for inflation?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Candy![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you want?

A: He's a magic man.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who is THAT, Naomi?

A: Dots[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-28-2003, 06:50 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you shrink the clones of Data's cat?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Energy bars.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do Transformers eat between meals of energon cubes?

A: Ice cubes.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 06:55 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][censors first X-rated, Delenn related answer she thought of]

[bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you freeze Borg ships?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A terrible death.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 06:58 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happens to those who breed tribbles?

A: Squashed spoo[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 07:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What gets shoved up the nose of those who kill those who breed tribbles?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Kosh.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you call a sockful of sand that spouts bewildered proclamations.

A: Kitsilano[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q : what gets dropped on people who shove things up Klingon's noses

A: YAAAAAAAHHHHH![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 09-28-2003, 07:14 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What sound does the Klingon who droppped Kitsilano make after the people she dropped said town on come back and haunt her for the rest of her life?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] John Sheridan is a looney potato![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 07:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hi. I'm ambassador Delenn. You wished to say something?

A: Sa'ar and 17 are married.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 07:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So what's new in that twisted, deluded virtuality that you live in, PK?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Noster Terminal, Superbono Robertus Pro Laitsoliduspanus.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Gibberish, please!

A: No way in hell.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 07:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Can I deify you? Please? No? Alright, whatever you say...


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] La, la la...


[That was "Our last, best hope for cheesecake" rendered in Latin...][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-28-2003, 07:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is ( al al, al)prime?

A: hrmph. bored.[/colorost_uid0]
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