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Old 10-03-2003, 10:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Tell me again why I have to stuff myself in a Lamborghini box?

A: Air holes[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-03-2003, 10:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the last thing you want on the plating of the USS Enterprise?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Eat vacumn, scumbag![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-03-2003, 10:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm hungry.

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Old 10-03-2003, 10:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when Londo starts singing Christmas carols really badly?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cucumber slices.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-03-2003, 10:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: what do you stuff up neelix'es nose to show displeasure?

A: Calamari[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-03-2003, 10:39 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when cross a calamity and a Minbari?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] [R2D2 noises][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: R2! What did you do?

A: Oh shite![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-04-2003, 05:39 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain! The asse Aliens took over earth and added e's to the end of cuss words. What should we fuckinge do?

A: Mold? I thought you said hold me?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-04-2003, 06:02 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why am I green and fuzzy?

A: Hi! I'm Archie Bell, and I'm also the Drells.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-04-2003, 01:42 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is a phone call you do not want to hear at 8am in the morning?

A: It may be a Universal Series, but they havent played here in a Billion years.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-04-2003, 01:48 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do the people here on Ocampa think of Star Trek?

A: Only thrice.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-04-2003, 02:04 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How many times a day do you eat rice?

A: Boy, that was one long distance phone call.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-04-2003, 02:10 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you heard about Voyager calling home from Occampa?

A: There is something wrong here.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-04-2003, 02:22 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Sensors say we are in the Delta Quadrant, 75 light years from Earth. What does that mean?

A: I will tell you what, Im going to blow this array up so we can make a 7 year television series instead of just having 2 episodes.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-04-2003, 02:26 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was Janeway's real reason for blowing up the Caretaker's Array?

A: Something like that.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-04-2003, 02:30 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: you are saying in reality that Chakotay was trying to crash into the array, not that evil ship? So that is why you had to use fire power to destroy the array?

A: You do know Tuvok crashes shuttles too, right?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-04-2003, 02:33 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you mean, another shuttle was crashed? CHAKOTAY!

A: She wants to join the Borg, but her mother won't let her.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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A: Chakotay sent an instant message via console to Riker asking for tips on how to gain the captain's respect.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 10-04-2003, 02:54 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why can't we send letters home this month?

A: Very funny. Now give me the real report of the away mission.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The away mission was a complete...success. No problems at all. Why are you giving me that look?

A: Where are my donuts? They were in my waiting room just a minute ago. I must have donuts with my coffee![/colorost_uid0]
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