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Old 03-21-2006, 09:39 PM
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Old 03-21-2006, 09:56 PM
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A: Idiomatic phrases.
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:27 PM
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Old 03-24-2006, 01:12 PM
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:56 PM
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Old 03-25-2006, 02:27 AM
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A: Shuttlecraft. Lots of them.
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Old 03-25-2006, 07:47 AM
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Q: O-kay...we have the immense floor space, the ultra-funky ramps, the repair teams on standby...I don't know, Trip...what's this shuttle bay missing?

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A: I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
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A: The Nimon speaks of many things...
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Old 03-27-2006, 06:30 PM
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A: LEMONS AND NOTHING MORE.

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A: The cows are simultaneously alive and dead. Don't open the box.
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A: Enter at your own risk
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Old 03-28-2006, 12:03 AM
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