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Old 03-14-2003, 05:47 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Kira"]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/quoteost_uid0]
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Zeke, are you sure you aren't going overboard with this cloning business? :S[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Kira"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Kira, did you let him distract you while you were in Ottawa? ::Shakes her head slowly:: There's your problem.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"StrongBad"? The hell? I thought that was Spawn. Hence the cleverness of reusing Kosst's "Not really Batman" title.

StrongBad. Yeesh.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I thought I stole the Hammer of Smiting like six months ago. And I don't seem to recall giving it back....[/quoteost_uid0]

No-one ever seemws to want to steal my Kipper of Thwapping....[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]"StrongBad"? The hell? I thought that was Spawn. [/quoteost_uid0]

Who wants to watch Spawn emails? Can Spawn play meedleymeedleymeedley on the guitar?

[quoteost_uid0]No-one ever seems to want to steal my Kipper of Thwapping....[/quoteost_uid0]

Well, ever since it knocked off Mr. Leeman, it's gone a bit rank.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hey-o! I'm still in my anti-Zeke spacestation until he calms down. Or Celeste gets her bloodshed.

Insted of "Not quite Batman" I'm now "WeakGood". Coooool. But seriously, Zeke, [iost_uid0]Spawn? [bost_uid0]Spawn?[/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0] I'm almost hoping Zuke'll come back. I will be his accoplice. Colonial Universal...has a ring to it.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Just don't connect Kira (our Kira) with the term "Colonel" (which I'd like to take a moment to explicitly, earnestly, and emphatically state right now that I am not doing so, and indeed do not condone the doing of, but instead heartily recommend against it). Combine such an event with your riling of Zeke, and you'll be stuck in space stations till the break of "soon". :O


(Come to think of it, Kira, as far as "the" Hammer of Smiting is concerned, maybe you just stole a generic-brand whacker he keeps around for when his name-brand Hammer is at the local smith's for polishing and stuff. )[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0]...and you'll be stuck in space stations till the break of "soon". :O...[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hey, I won't mind. This space station is pretty spiffy. But unfortunatly, the armor can't hold a combined attack from Zeke & Kira. Maybe one or the other, but not both. Plus, I don't wanna get [bost_uid0][iost_uid0]both[/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0] Gods of 5MV angry. Who knows what terrors they could unleash when they combine their powers...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Who knows what terrors they could unleash when they combine their powers...[/quoteost_uid0]

Kira and Zeke are the Wonder Twins?

(Hands up anybody who gets that...hell, *I* barely get that).[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]No offense to Kira and Zeke, but in terms of sheer physical violence, Celeste worries me more than the two of them put together.

::hides from Celeste::[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Kira and Zeke are the Wonder Twins?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]That's all well and good for Kira, but all I get is water powers. Real useful. "Form of... a puddle! You know, so the bad guys might slip and fall. Shut up."[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]"Form of... a puddle! You know, so the bad guys might slip and fall. Shut up."[/quoteost_uid0]

Congratulations Zeke. Five points and a cupcake for picking up on obscure references from 80s cartoons.

*mops up Zeke's puddle*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I think more of "Captain planet" when I hear "Combing their powers."

and... ::barks at NAH::[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Me too.

And... Eek! :O

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]So much [iost_uid0]violence![/iost_uid0] Mellow out, children! Listen to some jazz, maybe some classical.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]:uts on the "Fur Elise" and waits for someone to mention the 1812 Overture::[/quoteost_uid0]

The 1812 Overture. And as only I know, the speaker right next to the 12-foot-tall poster of Zuke on my staton plays free-form jazz 24/7/364. (on Christmas, it plays Trans-Siberian Orchestra) [/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0]waits for someone to mention the 1812 Overture::[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I had a friend who said he once went to a performance of the 1812 Overture with [iost_uid0]real[/iost_uid0] cannons. Needless to say, I'm extremely envious.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Don't they use cannons for [iost_uid0]Pops Goes the Fourth[/iost_uid0] or whatever it is the A&E channel shows every year for the Fourth of July?[/colorost_uid0]
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