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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Which [iost_uid0]Simpsons[/iost_uid0] episode has the strangest name?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: A 70 metre tall LCD display.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What was the first backup communication system used by the federation for when the comm-system was down?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Bwahahahahaha! ... Bwaha.. Hahaha.. heh..., that was funny. [/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: When was the last time Chakotay safely landed a shuttle?

A: An old chair[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Come up with a sentence that on the face of it makes sense but when you think about it doesn't.


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Just above the left ventricle.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. How did Hoshi translate the Japanese phrase for "Break in case of fire"?

Q. Where in a Vulcan can the anterior popsicle be found?

A. "It would have worked if the hippo hadn't wandered off!"[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What did The Brain say upon the failure of his latest plot to take over the world?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Bergholt Stuttley Johnson (aka 'Bloody Stupid' Johnson).[/colorost_uid0]

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A: Three or possibly sixteen, but either way it's bluish-orange.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Just how many alien plants did Chakotay eat while stuck on a certain planet waiting to be rescued?

A: Food fights in the mess hall during a food shortage[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What will the Suliban try to cause in their next attempt to destroy Enterprise?

A. Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: That feeling you get when you think you are lost on a big starship, but it turns out to be only the ship is "Twisted".[/colorost_uid0]
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[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: A regurgitated elephant.[/colorost_uid0]
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[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: "The Redshirt Cafe".[/colorost_uid0]
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[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Extreme inebriation.[/colorost_uid0]

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