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Old 01-18-2006, 06:58 AM
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I'm not some kind of pretzelist, you know. Some of my best friends are pretzels!
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Ya right, i've seen you useing pretzel slurs all over the web!
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I'm a tad bit lost, since I post so infrequently. What happened to Chaud in the first place? Why is he back with a new name?
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And the other vital question: Since when has 5MV worked fast?

Is it all a secret plot by Zuke, aka Darth Anipulous?
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Old 01-18-2006, 10:53 PM
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"Remember, remember, the sixth of Zuketember."

Those were some dark times. I don't doubt though that Zuke is out there somewhere, plotting, scheming, and some other word that means he's coming up with evil plans that encompass his take-over of this site, and indeed the very world.
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Isn't he a member here?
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Yes he is. :?
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WHAT? Of COURSE he is, FOOLS! None shall keep me out of a forum that is rightfully mine!
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Zuke the day that 5MV is yours is the day that I shall make up with my hair monkeys (we haven't been talking)
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We shall see, you H-dropping tech firm. WE SHALL SEE. You have no idea what's coming.

And if you think I'm evil, wait till you meet my new partner....
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We shall see, you H-dropping tech firm. WE SHALL SEE. You have no idea what's coming.

And if you think I'm evil, wait till you meet my new partner....
If it's not John De Mol, it's not evil *enough*
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Ignore Zuke. He is, as usual, full of crap.

(Hey, if someone is almost as evil as this John De Mol, does that make him John De-Mol-ish?)
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:18 AM
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And if you think I'm evil, wait till you meet my new partner....
My money is on either Karl Rove or Barney the Dinosaur.
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Hey, if someone is almost as evil as this John De Mol, does that make him John De-Mol-ish?
If he's evil without professional qualifications, is he John DeMol-ay?

(Does anyone know what I'm talking about?)
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WHAT? Of COURSE he is, FOOLS! None shall keep me out of a forum that is rightfully mine!
*puts on a false beard and hunches over*
What is your name?

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Wheeeeeeee! Its Zuke!

er.. i mean Aggggggg! Its Zuke! :?


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What is your name?
WHAT...is your quest?
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Since you don't seem to have made the connection, John De Mol is in fact the man who invented Big Brother.... and a couple of the lesser reality TV series too, I think. Regardless, BB itself is enough to earn him 'antichrist' status all by itself...
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Endemol... gah, I should have gotten that. Ah well.

Sa'ar, unless it's Tom Delay, then I've got no idea. Because you are, as ever, the geekiest of us all (except possibly Zeke).
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