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Old 08-26-2005, 09:43 PM
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Default The cloning of Seko... or... The Secret Plan of DOOOM!

Last time, on The Cloning of Seko

KGM: Nothing happened, this is the Prologue... of DOOOM!

Oh, sorry, my mistake...

KGM: ANYWAYS! Here is a story, the story of DOOOM!
Vader: Actually, it's the Secret Plan of DOOOM! -Zeke approved
KGM: Yeah? Well now it's the STORY of DOOOM! So there!
Vader: Also, you're... lacking in my title...
KGM: Oh fine then... happy?
LORD Vader: Very much so
KGM: Can we start the story now?
LORD Vader: Go right ahead...
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It was a normal day... OR WAS IT? No, it was normal...

TopHatMan: Wow, what a normal day!
John: Yes, quite normal, and nothing is adnormal
Doc: But what about the events of SigKitty Kidnapped 2? It's was Yesterday!
John: Really? What happened?
Doc: Stuff was done to you, by ROMULANS!
TopHatMan: What about Seko?
Doc: Cloned, by ROMULANS!
John: Hmm, I wonder if the forumgoers know about this?
Fuyu_Ginga: I know I do! After all, it's my SigKitty that got cloned, and ended up in KGM's signature!
KGM: I think the others noticed...
John: Hmm...
Opium: Should we do something about this?
KGM: I guess, concidering we need more characters...
Seko: MEOW!
Ginga: You're already included, as well as you're clone
"Seko": Cool
Doc: What about me?
Opium: Sorry, you're just a guest star
Doc: Oh, darn, well could I at least be a returning character?
John: Sure, why not?
Doc: Sweet! Thanks! *vanishes, WITHOUT A TRACE!*
TopHatMan: Well, THAT was odd.
KGM: Oh well, lets start the quest... of DOOOM!
Ginga: What quest?
KGM: I don't know, to figure out what the heck is going on?
Opium: That makes sense
The three forumgoers, and four forumgoer created characters leave on the quest... of DOOOM! When suddenly!
Mayweather: *pops in* YES! I have a line!
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LORD Vader: That was it?
KGM: What d'ya want? It's a PROLOGUE!
LORD Vader: Whatever
KGM: Man, there's just no pleaseing people...
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Old 08-26-2005, 10:22 PM
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It's a TRAP!
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Old 08-26-2005, 10:58 PM
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wait...so "Seko" can speak English, and Seko can't?
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Old 08-27-2005, 12:11 AM
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Nah, I'm betting both Seko and "Seko" can speak English, but Seko is too modest to show off like that...*-)
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Old 08-27-2005, 11:12 AM
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So is the real Seko like that woman on LOST who pretends she can't speak English? And "Seko" like O'Rielly on MASH who pretend to be 18 for ten years?

So then, the entire cloning of Seko is for the purpose of having Alan Alda on LOST?

Hehe, wild conspiracy theories...
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Old 08-28-2005, 03:14 AM
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Or maybe it's SOMETHING ELSE! Maybe... I don't know...
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Old 08-28-2005, 03:19 PM
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I'm on the edge of my seat! Damn thing keeps tipping over too.
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Old 08-28-2005, 06:57 PM
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I'm on the edge of my seat! Damn thing keeps tipping over too.
Maybe you should get one of those Seko clones to help balance it...
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:39 AM
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I'm on the edge of my seat! Damn thing keeps tipping over too.
Maybe you should get one of those Seko clones to help balance it...
I bet the clone wouldn't mind.
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maybe we should all get one of that clones.....but not the kidnapped one
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Old 08-29-2005, 05:06 PM
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They're ALL kidnapped though! GASPNESS!
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I don't know...do we have to feed them?
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:52 PM
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Hmm, dammit. Never mind. I have enough trouble with the guy in my avatar.
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Old 08-31-2005, 10:07 PM
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How about feeding them to other animals? Catbert has been looking rather hungrily at your sig while your back is turned, so I expect he'd appreciate a Seko to bat around for a while before scoffing.
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Seko, or even "Seko" can't get eaten by Catbert! Bad PHJ! Bad!
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How about feeding them to other animals? Catbert has been looking rather hungrily at your sig while your back is turned, so I expect he'd appreciate a Seko to bat around for a while before scoffing.
Wouldn't that be cattibalism?
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I always think of it as the strange little hamster thing, so no. :P
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