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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Ways To Tell The Borg Have Assimilated Humour:
10: The drone assimilating you has a gumball machine implant on its arm. 9: Bumper sticker on the cube that says "Honk if you're into leather." 8: Cutting-Beam-Of-DOOM replaced by a can opener on a stick. 7: Well-choreographed operations now become well-choreographed slapstick routines. 6: Every "Resistance is futile" pronouncement followed by a laugh track. 5: Seven wakes screaming from a dream of a drone wearing pink fuzzy bunny ears. 4: The once monotone Voice of the Collective now sounds like Jim Carrey on hyronalin. 3: Drone personal weapon implants now fire cream pies. 2: After every weapons discharge, the Voice says "Mmm, pie." 1: The assimilation of a species now involves reducing it to 1/12th of its initial population. Top Ten Over-used 5MV or Forum Cliches[/colorost_uid0]
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