June 20 - Day 6 of Alternate Universes Week

[mudshark]

[quoteost_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000ost_uid0]No, the only inherently Zen way to travel is by motorcycle.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]So I hear.
[quoteost_uid0]What do you do about the bugs in your teeth?[/quoteost_uid0][iost_uid0]You're[/iost_uid0] the dental hygienist. [/colorost_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0][iost_uid0]#1. Deanna Troi as the sadistic, leather-clad Intendant of Betazed...[/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0]

[bost_uid0][uost_uid0]Wow![/uost_uid0][/bost_uid0] That's just, I mean... it's really -- [bost_uid0]DAMN![/bost_uid0] That's one
hell of a visual description. (And the rest of the [bost_uid0]Top Ten
List[/bost_uid0] was pretty good too.)
[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hmm. Wasn't there, like, a seventh day in this week?[/colorost_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Check the front page. Kira said she's letting Zeke handle this one. Therefore, it will be up "soon".[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]What do you do about the bugs in your teeth?[/quoteost_uid0]

I [iost_uid0]was[/iost_uid0] wearing a helmet. And even if I hadn't been, a few flies is nothing compared to all the extra insect protein you pick up during midge seaon in the Hebrides.

[quoteost_uid0]Check the front page. Kira said she's letting Zeke handle this one. Therefore, it will be up "soon".[/quoteost_uid0]

I guess I'd better check back tomorrow then.

[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[quoteost_uid0="Guest"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]What do you do about the bugs in your teeth?[/quoteost_uid0][iost_uid0]You're[/iost_uid0] the dental hygienist. [/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]shhhhh. No one is supposed to know. [/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You might wanna change your sig then....[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Check the front page. Kira said she's letting Zeke handle this one. Therefore, it will be up "soon".[/quoteost_uid0]

I guess I'd better check back tomorrow then.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yep, it'll be there when you check tomorrow. Of course, it'll also be there when you check today. [/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Really? My today or your today? Because mine ends in two hours. [/colorost_uid0]

[Andy Taylor]

[quoteost_uid0="Guest"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Andy, I must confess I have no clue as to what this refers:
[quoteost_uid0]Mirror Ezri: Nah. Hey, it's nothing personal; I'd just prefer to hang with a bunch of deaf gypsies that want to curse me for an eternity while simultaneously being force-fed rocks and dirt by a huge flesh-eating spider.[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]*runs in a few days too late to catch up*

mudshark, I can honestly say that I have no idea what was running through my head when I wrote that. It was just one of those scary things that was running through my mind, although I can say that at my uni, there's this giant hill (with a huge chunk of steps at the end of it) which everyone *hates* climbing. Long sentences stating anything we'd rather do than climb the hill became the norm in my flat. Yep, the Welsh air made me crazy...

This week has been cool. Lots of great fivers and top ten lists. Sleapers is brilliant guys. As for the last update, I loved:

[bost_uid0]1. Deanna Troi as the sadistic, leather-clad Intendant of Betazed, gleefully purring the words "I feel your pain" to errant underlings as she beats them with a riding crop[/bost_uid0]

And especially loved:

[bost_uid0]5. Beverly as a Ripley/Sarah Connor-like Resistance fighter who is so deadly in hand-to-hand combat that she's known as "Dr. Crusher"[/bost_uid0]

Great jobs everybody! [/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Almost ready now. The update will probably be posted in an hour, and [iost_uid0]absolutely[/iost_uid0] no more than two.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Yep, it'll be there when you check tomorrow. Â Of course, it'll also be there when you check today.[/quoteost_uid0]

Well, as it happens it's currently 23:35, so you'd better get a move on. Otherwise I'd be right, and we wouldn't want [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] to happen. I mean, if I go around being right about stuff, then there's no telling where it might end.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, there's no telling where it might end.

Besides, Zeke, you have 10 minutes left. [/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You can't blame Zeke, 3sygma was down for a bit. He'll be able to get it up now![/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, 3sygma was down, now it's back up - just give him some time. Besides, I got 6 hours and 20 minutes

Think of 17, she only barely gets them in time, I think.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Actually, I was talking about the two hours Zeke gave himself. And I'm not blaming anyone, just stating the obvious. You see, I'm not planning on reading it now anyway, in fact, I'm going to go to bed now.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Go to bed? [iost_uid0]Now?[/iost_uid0]

I couldn't stand the anticpation. It's worse than Christmas Eve.[/colorost_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]lol - I know It's awful - I'm about to get kicked off the computer too - my mom wants it, I'm fighting for it tho.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh yes, well, it's just one hour later here...
NO! I'm too tired. I'll read them tomorrow.[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Don't give in! You can make it! [/colorost_uid0]