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Old 02-12-2004, 07:09 PM
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Old 02-12-2004, 08:50 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Red Sox are ok but the Marlins are better although their playing is a bit fishy[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Our fair country Canad is north of the USA, Our maratimes are lovely and our praries give us hay. You might think you yankees are beter that us Canucks but we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-13-2004, 03:35 PM
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