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Opium · #**181** 04-08-2005, 01:53 AM

You don't have trouble typing because your keyboard breaks down, and you can no longer communicate on-line.

I wish I knew more about lighting boards.

Chancellor Valium · #**182** 04-08-2005, 02:09 AM

You do...until one falls on you, causnig you severe brain damage.

I wish the world was a good and happy place

NeoMatrix · #**183** 04-08-2005, 04:25 AM

Everyone moves to Mars

I wish I could find a good hobby

PointyHairedJedi · #**184** 04-08-2005, 06:25 PM

You do, but it involves jumping up and down on landmines to see if they work.

I wish I could read really really quickly.

NeoMatrix · #**185** 04-09-2005, 04:38 AM

You do, but the mines don't wait to be read before they go BOOM!

I wish I could never forget anything

richardson · #**186** 04-09-2005, 02:18 PM

Your head explodes because you remember too much.

I wish I could do something evil.

NeoMatrix · #**187** 04-10-2005, 02:49 AM

You become so evil, that even the Dark Side wants to join you. The bad news, you can never fall in love ever again, mainly because your evilness is too powerful for anyone to get close to you and live.

I want to be able to become invisible

danieldoof · #**188** 04-10-2005, 09:07 AM

hey..who was saying that??

I hope to someday meet john and tophatman and play table tennis with them

richardson · #**189** 04-10-2005, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoMatrix

You become so evil, that even the Dark Side wants to join you. The bad news, you can never fall in love ever again, mainly because your evilness is too powerful for anyone to get close to you and live.

you say that like it's a bad thing... :lol:

You play your game of table tennis, but the ball hits you in the head and your head gets blown off.

I wish I had a non-exploding, working lightsaber. (I'm not stupid enough to cut body parts off, I know how to hold a sword.)

Chancellor Valium · #**190** 04-11-2005, 11:33 AM

you do, but it comes with the wrong recharging plug type, and you can't get a converter..........

KillerGodMan · #**191** 04-11-2005, 11:41 AM

You do, but then it kills you

I wish for Prime-Ministership

PointyHairedJedi · #**192** 04-13-2005, 05:05 PM

You get elected Prime Minister. Then you wake up the next morning to discover you look like Tony Blair.

I wish there was someone actually worth voting for in the coming General Election.

NeoMatrix · #**193** 05-06-2005, 02:56 PM

There is, but Tony Blair still wins somehow

I wish I can think of a wish

Opium · #**194** 05-06-2005, 09:40 PM

You think of a wish, but it's drowned out by all the political talk.

I wish I could go somewhere without hearing about politics.

Xeroc · #**195** 05-08-2005, 08:08 PM

You live in a ruthless dictatorship.

I wish for a million non-twisted wishes!

NeoMatrix · #**196** 05-09-2005, 06:01 AM

You run out of things to wish for, but the genie keeps begging you to make more wishes. That is when you accidently wished the genie to go away

I wish for a wish checker before submitting wishes

Chancellor Valium · #**197** 05-09-2005, 05:00 PM

You have one, but it comes in a hard plastic cover, and you can't get it off.
I wish I was Prime Minister, with a parliamentary lead of 200 seats.........

NeoMatrix · #**198** 05-10-2005, 03:28 AM

You get your wish, but someone else wished to be a Prime Minister assassin.

I wish for some plastic cover remover so I can open this wish checker

Chancellor Valium · #**199** 05-10-2005, 05:09 PM

You do, but it's shaped like a nude woman, and your wife hates you forever for buying it.....

NeoMatrix · #**200** 05-11-2005, 12:57 AM

The nude woman plastic cover remover is actually yours, plus you forgot that it was actually your wife that left you.

I wish for unlimited pie for everyone