The Monkey's Paw Game

[Chancellor Valium]

It isn't - your ill in a maximum security five-star restaurant.

I wish I could mod things........

[Opium]

You can mod things, but everyone else can, and there are mod wars, and the site ends up in a mess of wierd posts proclaiming which mod is best, and Zuke wins.


I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[PointyHairedJedi]

You go back in time and prevent your past self killing said fish, but this sets up a temporal paradox and you end up destroying the very fabric of reality. And all over a fish. Boy, I bet you feel silly now, eh?

I wish I had a pet Cyberman.

[Chancellor Valium]

You do, but it decides that masters are irrelevant.

I wish I had a TARDIS.........

[KillerGodMan]

You get one, but Doctor Who, wanting it back, kills you for it

I wish I was an English Muffin that nobody wold eat

[Xeroc]

You have one nobody would eat beacuse it's MOLDY!


I wish I could type at lightning speed!

[KillerGodMan]

You can, but then your computer explodes because of the high speed it wasn't built for

I wish for a wish

[Xeroc]

Sorry, you just used it right there.


I wish I could connect with machines with my mind, voluntarily, of course.

[KillerGodMan]

you can, but when you do, you get kidnapped by your computer and corrupted by a stray virus

I wish I was a foot

[Xeroc]

Okaaaaaay... but you can't do anything, as you have no brain now.


I wish the next version of windows would come out now.

[KillerGodMan]

it does, but it's so buggy, it explodes

I wish it was Pie Day

[Xeroc]

Here you go!

pi =
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79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 28481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381
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...

Oh, you did say pi day, right?


I wish I had incredibly fast math skills.

[KillerGodMan]

you do, but your other skills drop to preschool level, uncluding speach

[KillerGodMan]

you do, but your other skills drop to preschool level, uncluding speach

I wish I was a brain in a jar

[Chancellor Valium]

You are. In a jar of FORMALDEHYDE! Y'see, the jar is part of a new Damien Hirst exhibition

I wish I actually had a clue about who most modern actors/actresses/superstars were/are..................

[richardson]

You do, but you die from too much horrible info.

I wish I was a foxth lord of destruction and chaos! :twisted:

[Chancellor Valium]

You do, but he kills you and takes on the mantle of Ever-So-Slightly-Neurotic-Lord Of The Foxth.

I wish I knew when to jettison a joke......

[NeoMatrix]

You do, but everyone is asleep

I wish I could be a woman for a day just to experience what it is like.

[stripysox]

You are and somehow you manage to get impregnated.

I wish my finger would stop throbbing. Ow.

[Chancellor Valium]

It does. The rest of your body, however, throbs constantly
I wish I wasn't having trouble typing right now........