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Old 01-22-2006, 12:12 AM
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Here's Derek's latest Smallville fiver, "Lockdown." Next week is the big 100th episode, Kryptonian Nazis and all, so don't miss it.


(Sorry the macro-update's still not done. Lousy couple of days. Fortunately, tomorrow is the perfect day for it.)
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:17 AM
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Fortunately, tomorrow is the perfect day for it.
Zeeeeke -- didn't you make a new year's resolution to stop using the word tomorrow?
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:28 AM
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Okay, there's something wrong with that fiver link.

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The last two lines just keep repeating themselves.
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:30 AM
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Apologies to Zeke for yet another Smallville fiver with the word sex in it.

Incidently, as a note to the producers of Smallville, when I wrote:
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Clark: No, I think I'll just be secretive and suddenly stop having sex with her. She won't suspect a thing.
(Clark is a super-moron at Ludicrous Speed)
back in "Hidden," that was supposed to be a joke, and not actually a story idea.
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:13 AM
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ARRRRRGH. I was SURE I had uploaded that properly. All right, PHP gods, I get it -- no more putting off adding an error-checking routine to my fiver.php files.

To explain Derek's post, every time I check the referrals now I find at least one Smallville-sex-related Google search. The pairings vary, but "sex" is always in there.

Scooter: No, that was an October 2003 resolution broken many times since. It's not practical to avoid a word that common. See also "soon."
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Surely "Smallville sex" is better than "Dalek sex" though...
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Surely "Smallville sex" is better than "Dalek sex" though...
I dunno -- you really need to try both to compare
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Clark: So, Chloe, about my sex life with Lana...
(RRRRRRING!)
Chloe: Oh thank goodness! Hello? ...You don't say! ...You don't say! ...You don't say! ...Okay, bye.
Clark: Who was that?
Chloe: He didn't say!
*groan* xD Nice fiver Derek :mrgreen:
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LexHammered! :lol: ::blows Zeke kisses::
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Lex: I can't talk right now, Clark. I'm supposed to be passed out.
Clark: But Lex, it's Lana!
Lex: Oh, all right. She's in Warehouse 15. Now can I pass out?
Heh heh heh. Good one, and see Alexia's quote as well.
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Is the shirt on the right there a Lands' End navy, yellow and a lighter blue striped one? I had one of those! In fact, most of my wardrobe is ordered from Lands' End. Great company.
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