The Monkey's Paw Game - Page 13 - The Five-Minute Forums

persianmouse · #**241** 06-22-2005, 07:21 AM

Orlanda Bloom (Orlando Bloom's evil twin sister) is in a play with you, but she's a total bitch, cuts down your lines, steals your make-up, and tells her twin that you have herpes, so he never asks you out (and he thought you were cute too, but the herpes...)

I wish I had been in one of the LOTR movies.

Chancellor Valium · #**242** 06-22-2005, 07:58 AM

You were. As Tom Bombadill :twisted:

I wish I could make the whole UNIVERSE see three........MWAHAHAA!

Opium · #**243** 06-24-2005, 09:06 AM

You make the whole universe see three, but they get so sick of seeing three of you, they send you back in time, where you lose your powers, and it never happens, and you are stuck as a Dark Ages rug beater.

I wish that book hadn't fallen on my head. Ow!

persianmouse · #**244** 06-24-2005, 04:50 PM

The book doesn't fall on your head, but rather on the tiny kitten behind you, killing it instantly. Congratulations, a precious little kitten has died, to spare you minor pain. Kitten killer.

I wish I had some cotton candy right now.

Hotaru · #**245** 06-24-2005, 05:28 PM

You have your cotton candy, however it is sheep flavoured. Mmmmm, sheep.

I wish my truck was blue.

persianmouse · #**246** 06-24-2005, 09:34 PM

Your truck is blue, but is was painted with housepaint, so now whereever you go, people will think you are ghetto and/or white trash.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot.

Opium · #**247** 06-25-2005, 10:42 AM

Instead of being hot, it gets to be just one temperature all year long, about 10C (50F) and it rains all the time, just like Prince Rupert... :twisted:

I wish that I would get a pretty, fuel-efficient, comfy, safe, mechanically sound, free car that runs well and has HP of at least 150.

NeoMatrix · #**248** 06-26-2005, 03:24 AM

It runs well...with your feet (like the Flintstones)

I wish I wasn't sore from playing Volleyball

Xeroc · #**249** 06-26-2005, 05:58 AM

You are now not sore because you can't feel anything!

I wish for a terabyte hard drive.

persianmouse · #**250** 06-26-2005, 07:37 AM

Fine, but it calls itself HAL (and you know that aien't ending good).

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

Opium · #**251** 06-26-2005, 09:33 AM

You don't have to work tomorow, but you do have to work every other day of the year while listening to EZ Listening Musak version of "Tiny Bubbles".

I wish I had time to stay up and read all night without feeling tired the next day.

Xeroc · #**252** 06-27-2005, 03:07 AM

But now you can never go to sleep! Mwahahaha!

I wish for cool sunglasses.

persianmouse · #**253** 06-27-2005, 03:57 AM

You get them, but you wear them at night, and so you must be Corey Hart, and your life is all about NA and VH1's Where Are They Now residuals.

I wish I had a pony.

Xeroc · #**254** 06-27-2005, 04:13 AM

It's an eeeeevil pony.

I wish for better catchphrases.

Opium · #**255** 06-27-2005, 08:05 AM

You get them, but you end up living in the 80's for eternity, as all good catchphrases ended or started then.

I wish I had been in the movie version of Chicago.

Chancellor Valium · #**256** 06-27-2005, 10:00 AM

You were. Unfortunately it's the movie version of the city Chicago...........

I wish people would laugh at my jokes.........

Xeroc · #**257** 06-27-2005, 04:58 PM

They do, but they're laughing at you, not with you.

I wish

:arrow:

!

Chancellor Valium · #**258** 06-27-2005, 07:11 PM

It does, but the equation works both ways.......

I wish I wasn't Jim Cringkinknutt (whose name is Tom Phlatlock).

persianmouse · #**259** 06-27-2005, 07:41 PM

Okay, fine your not, you are Chanceller Valium, the sedated overlord of the non-specific, chuthullu-esque avatars, and five-minute forum-goer extrodinaire.

I wish Conner Trineer was my love slave.

Opium · #**260** 06-28-2005, 07:56 AM

He is, but it turns out he sings Broadway showtunes out-ot-tune all day long, and only sleeps in burlap sacks.

I wish the local newspapers weren't so whiny.