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Old 11-01-2005, 11:06 PM
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Okay, show of hands. Who remembers what we did for Hallowe'en '03? It was one of our better mini-events: each of the (then) five staffers did something with a spooky theme. It was a good time. What really makes it memorable, however, is the second day, which featured two Big Deals: the beginning of IJD GAF's Alien series, and my parody of The Ring, one of the most popular fivers to date. (Around the net, that is. Most people at our forums haven't seen The Ring.)


This year, circumstances have aligned just right for us to make a sequel to that event. Welcome to Hallowe'en '05: Hallowe'en '03 II.


Like its predecessor, this is a mini-event, but not to be underestimated. Here's the first batch:
    [*]IJD GAF kicks us off with Alien3.[*]Handily enough, Smallville had a Hallowe'en episode this year (largely a Buffy homage -- with James Marsters, yet!), and Derek has fived it: "Thirst."[/list]Be here tomorrow for Day 2!
    (PS: What are you talking about? It's still Hallowe'en. Shut up.)
    (PPS: A very happy belated birthday to longtime 5MVer Celeste!)
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Old 11-02-2005, 12:56 AM
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Nice fiver, IJD. I've never seen the movie, so I can't really comment beyond that.

5MBOO. Heh.
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:40 AM
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Okay, show of hands. Who remembers what we did for Hallowe'en '03?
Er ... I know I must have been here, but I'm not sure. ops: (Tried checking the update history to refresh my memory, and discovered that there really isn't one for Oct. '03 -- will we get any clues?)

*goes off to read fivers*

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Oh, yeah -- Happy Birthday, C!
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"5MBoo" AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:50 PM
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D'you know, I've never seen any of the Alien films? Although on the other hand I can now say that I've seen Plan 9 From Outer Space, which was glorious in it's sheer badness.

(Also, having finally seen Ringu I went and read the Ring fiver at long last. Good stuff, Zeke.)
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:51 PM
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...Huh. Very strange. Coulda sworn I was signed in.
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DISCLAIMER: A lot of stuff in here is copyrighted by the eternally misnamed 20th-Century Fox. We -- AAAAAAARGH! (alien bursts out of disclaimer's stomach)
TWO :lol: in one disclaimer! 8)
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Okay, so I read it anyway, and it turns out that the alien is actually Gary the Snail! :shock:
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(PPS: A very happy belated birthday to longtime 5MVer Celeste!)
Danke! ^_^
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D'oh, I missed that part. Happy birthday, Celeste! When was it, exactly?
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Danke! ^_^
Bitte sehr, milady.

mudshark: Oh yeah. Actually, the October 2003 news page has been AWOL for over a year; I must have accidentally wiped it. Recently I finally found a site backup that still had it -- I'll upload it with tonight's update.
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Ya know... A movie that would be really appropriate for any year's 5MBOO event would be a fiver of The Exorcist

Only problem with that, in my opinion, is whoever fives it should be someone who didn't: faint, puke, scream in bloody murder, attempt suicide, have a heart attack, or attempt to spoil it for everyone else, and those people are, I believe, very hard to come by, and I know I'm not one of those few people.

*wanders off with mp3 player hooked to speakers playing Tubular Bells*

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Or, if nobody wants to do The Exorcist; The Shining
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D'you know, I've never seen any of the Alien films?
I've never watched them, either.
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Ya know... A movie that would be really appropriate for any year's 5MBOO event would be a fiver of The Exorcist
Somebody look up the Flash animation of The Exorcist ... with bunnies. [Edit: er, here ]
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mudshark: Oh yeah. Actually, the October 2003 news page has been AWOL for over a year; I must have accidentally wiped it. Recently I finally found a site backup that still had it -- I'll upload it with tonight's update.
Cool. I'll look out for it.

And tangentially, though my German is extremely rusty, shouldn't that be "bitte sehn"?
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D'oh, I missed that part. Happy birthday, Celeste! When was it, exactly?
Halloween.
October 31st.
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Ya know... A movie that would be really appropriate for any year's 5MBOO event would be a fiver of The Exorcist
Somebody look up the Flash animation of The Exorcist ... with bunnies. [Edit: er, here ]

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Bitte schoen, you fiends! Bitte schoen!
Big wörds fröm ä män whö can't find än umläut cöde.

Anyway, in my German courses we were taught both "bitte sehr" and "bitte schön." I tend to use the former because "danke" often comes with its own "schön," and it sounds better not to repeat it.

KGM: I've never seen The Exorcist and I probably don't have the stomach for it, but I love The Shining. My "Doctor's Orders" fiver has lots of references to it, since it was clearly one of the inspirations for that episode. By the way, if you've only seen the movie, I strongly recommend reading the book. It's much scarier and more effective than the movie, and there are some surprising differences in the plot. Very different ending, for example. (And why they changed Room 217 to Room 237 for the film is beyond me...) But I admit there's no substitute for watching Jack Nicholson devour the scenery like a starving man.
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KGM: I've never seen The Exorcist and I probably don't have the stomach for it, but I love The Shining. My "Doctor's Orders" fiver has lots of references to it, since it was clearly one of the inspirations for that episode. By the way, if you've only seen the movie, I strongly recommend reading the book. It's much scarier and more effective than the movie, and there are some surprising differences in the plot. Very different ending, for example. (And why they changed Room 217 to Room 237 for the film is beyond me...) But I admit there's no substitute for watching Jack Nicholson devour the scenery like a starving man.
According to IMDb, they changed Room 217 to 237 because the real owners of the hotel used felt that people would never want to use that room if they saw the movie, thus costing them (the owners) extra.

I've read the book, but I was never much of a fan of King's work.

And yes, the list of people who can five The Exorcist WOULD be kinda slim, as I've said. Hell, I passed out!
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And yes, the list of people who can five The Exorcist WOULD be kinda slim, as I've said. Hell, I passed out!
Fiving that requires watching it again. Even if I were willing, I have no idea what I'd do with the crucifix scene.

Although the opening sequence with Palpatine driving by in the farm cart has potential...
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