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Old 07-05-2005, 04:20 AM
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Welcome to Day 20, for which I wish we'd thought to have someone do Independence Day.
    [*]First, Derek brings us the season finale of Smallville, a genuine cliffhanger: "Commencement."[*]Second, here's a fiver from me that's been waiting even longer than "Descent." In fact, it was Kira's birthday present... in 2003. Like "Descent," it's been held back because it fit the theme of this event, being the first part of a two-parter -- namely, VS9's "The Rising Storm I." (Why was this a birthday present for Kira? Because she wrote the original episode, which was one of VS9's high points, IMO.)[/list]

    Be here tomorrow for Day 21, and then catch 22!


    (Kidding aside, happy 4th to all our American readers.)
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Old 07-05-2005, 08:17 AM
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XD Lots of funny stuff in there Z :mrgreen: Also one particular pun which is too terrible for words :wink:

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Sernaix Fleet: Hello. We're here to utterly annihilate you.
Starbase 21: No worries. I've got starships defending me. Right, starships?
The Debris Formerly Known as Starships: Umm....
Starbase 21: Oh. Well then.
I'd quote more but I'd quote the entire thing. Yay VVS
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Janeway: We've been over this. There's no such thing as vampire ninjas.
Oh great. I'd better rewite that last story of mine then.

...Plus I gotta go reread VVS. Damn it's been a long time.

(Regarding fiver: :lol: )
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Lex: Where's the body, dad?
Lionel: You must be new to these types of stories. Since I'm more powerful, I make the body disappear first and then hold it over you as ransom.
Lex: Curse my sudden and unexplained attraction to Lana!
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Mask: You also found my glowy, kryptonite eyes!
Clark: I don't get why they glow.
Mask: Just shaddup and die.
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Janeway: I think I may finally have a solution to our problem, Chakotay.
Chakotay: What was wrong with mine?
Janeway: We've been over this. There's no such thing as vampire ninjas.
Chakotay: You're thinking of my plan to get Hanson back together. I'm talking about the one with the nuclear missile made of parmesan.
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Sernaix Fleet: Hello. We're here to utterly annihilate you.
Starbase 21: No worries. I've got starships defending me. Right, starships?
The Debris Formerly Known as Starships: Umm....
Starbase 21: Oh. Well then.


Janeway: Ah, Kes. You haven't changed a bit.
:mrgreen:
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