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Old 01-24-2006, 04:46 AM
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Old 01-24-2006, 06:35 AM
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"Now, if you buy, you will happy be" said a really bad Yoda impersonator.
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Old 01-24-2006, 07:09 AM
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"Oh, totally, this commerical is, like, my favorite", said an excited viewer.
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Old 01-24-2006, 10:45 AM
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"Please, let me finish my dramatic Darthy scene!" yelled Hayden Christensen, who really wanted to do his dramatic Darthy scene.
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"Oh, I see that the show you were watching is now over, sorry to take up all your time," said the announcer.
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Old 01-24-2006, 05:49 PM
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"Quiet....ahem...And so, Padme, I must tell you that it was really my evil alter ego, Commandre Durth, who made me kill you; therefore, please please please please please forgive me and remarry me please?" said Hayden Christensen as Darthy, in the the post-quel movie, "Star Wars 7: Money Makes the World Go Around"
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"Ripping off Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money, that title is!", said yogurt.
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"So? What are you going to do?" responded the actor.
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"Take this!", said yogurt as he used the Schwartz to turn the actor upside down and dip him in a vat of maple syrup.
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"Ugh...stop being so violent!" said Darthy.
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Zeke the Mercile..er...Merciful might not approve.
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"But it is too violent-we don't want a 14A rating, do we?" said Anakin/Darthy


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