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Old 03-16-2006, 09:30 PM
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Old 03-17-2006, 12:42 AM
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Old 03-25-2006, 02:30 AM
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"Superman's Dead, eeyaeeyaeeya, is it in my head" sang Our Lady Peace, in the soundtrack.
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Old 03-25-2006, 09:20 PM
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:30 AM
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"Ugh, can we get back to paying attention to ME?" asked Padme.
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:51 AM
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Old 03-27-2006, 09:04 PM
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"You. Can't. Be. Shak. -Spear. -Ian, you. Don't. Speak. Like. Every word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence!", replied Wil. liam. Shat. ner., as he passed through.
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"Aaand CUT!", said George Lucas.
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"But I have no knife, only this spoon," said Padme.
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"Can we do this whole thing again...the angle was all wrong!" shouted Lucas.
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:53 AM
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Old 03-30-2006, 03:01 AM
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Old 03-31-2006, 09:03 PM
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"For early one morning when I was-a fishing...", sang the Doctor, in answer.
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Old 04-01-2006, 09:52 AM
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Old 04-01-2006, 04:17 PM
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Old 04-05-2006, 09:48 PM
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Old 04-08-2006, 02:57 PM
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:29 PM
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"Kai Win! What are YOU doing here?" asked Janeway.
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