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Old 10-01-2004, 02:57 AM
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erm... I mean, Can we keep this on topic please. :P
On topic? In 5MV? That happens?

Light Bulb.

So, did you hear about that time ... blah ... blah ... blah ... off topic ... off topic ... off topic ... blah ... blah ... blah ...
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While we're on tangents, who were/are/will be/have been/will have been/will once be about to be having been about to be John and/or TopHatMan? I do not understand these in-references....
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:57 PM
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If we get a goatcheese section, will we also get a pie section?
I'm pretty sure that the entirety of Five-Minute Voyager qualifies as a pie section.
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Old 10-01-2004, 11:58 PM
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John and the Top Hat Man? Arrrgh... We have to explain this to every newbie, don`t we? :mrgreen:


To cut a long story short - don`t ask. Seriously. :twisted:
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^Good answer. :mrgreen:
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Lets get back to lightbulbs, shall we?

How many tophatmans would it take to change one, btw?
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Old 10-02-2004, 01:05 PM
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While we're on tangents, who were/are/will be/have been/will have been/will once be about to be having been about to be John and/or TopHatMan? I do not understand these in-references....
*Cracks knuckles*

"...who willan on-haven mayan on-to be/haven mayan on-been/willan are mayan am-been..."
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Basically, John dies alot and TopHatman wonders around malls
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I've gone into this topic twice now and every time I read that I crack my knuckles...is this some new kind of mind control Pointy? :wink:
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Will someone PM me an answer or something....I am beginning to walk towards the Cupboard of Mild Apocalyptic Feelings, and you do not want me to remove from it the Great Spiky Stick-thing of Slight Discomfort........ :x :wink:
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This is the earliest mention I could find of TopHatMan, who then proceeds to get mentioned an awful lot more. Basically you'll have to ask Opium about him .
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There is also a mention of Top Hat Man in this amusing fiver. :twisted:


Which works best when you read it as part of a trilogy, containing this one and this one, too.

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I would, but i don't fully understand it my self, in fact I doubt anyone does.
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There is also a mention of Top Hat Man in this amusing fiver. :twisted:


Which works best when you read it as part of a trilogy, containing this one and this one, too.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Nic, those are just three links to fivers you wrote with only a casual mention of TopHatMan in the first one!
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Ah, yes, the history of TopHatMan:

It all started a while ago, around 9 months ago, as I was posting on the 5MV forums when I needed some sort of thing to post in the One-By-One thread.

As I looked over on the table my computer was sitting on, I saw a photo of a guy from a play I stage managed. The guy was in a top hat. TopHatMan was born.

Then, I posted "Confused man in a top hat wandering around the dazed and confused in a mall" as this was a amusing thought when I had not had much sleep. A legend was born! :wink:

Soon, I remembered that Johnny Depp had worn a top hat in Benny and Joon; more of TopHatMan's personality and life was beginning to take shape, as also many others were posting about TopHatMan and bringing substance to his being. A few months later I re-read 1984, and in it, the"history" books that were (re)written by Big Brother that described the "capitalists" in their top hats... the re-writing of history, the media being bigger than the person, the evil of it all, a culture just going along with it because that's what's it like... this gave meaning to TopHatMan's life.

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Well, John Sheridan dies almost every 5 minutes or so, but then comes back to haunt us some more. He has a wife named Delenn who is a tribbble. He is also friends with TopHatMan.

I believe John came into existance a month or so before TopHatMan
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You'll have to ask 17 and Cat about John to get a really detailed description...or none at all :wink: Take a look at the Group Adaptive Story...there you will understand... *ominous music*
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There is also a mention of Top Hat Man in this amusing fiver. :twisted:


Which works best when you read it as part of a trilogy, containing this one and this one, too.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Nic, those are just three links to fivers you wrote with only a casual mention of TopHatMan in the first one!

Hence the twisted smilies. :twisted: :twisted:






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I've gone into this topic twice now and every time I read that I crack my knuckles...is this some new kind of mind control Pointy? :wink:
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Also, can we get back on topic, please? This is supposed to be about lightbulbs, you know...
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