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05-27-2004, 04:40 AM
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 ost_uid0]The countdown is over: here's Five-Minute "Countdown." There are almost certainly errors in the fiver, because I'm in a [i ost_uid0]huge[/iost_uid0] rush right now. Why? Because I haven't seen the finale yet and it's on tape and it's past midnight and my brother's home now and time is running out and I [iost_uid0]GOTTA WATCH IT, DAMN YOU![/iost_uid0]Yeah, enjoy the fiver.[/color ost_uid0]
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05-27-2004, 07:09 AM
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ost_uid0]Arg, I keep reading the fivers before I've seen the episode! Stupid England being behind the US! OK, don't tell me what happens in the finale yet!Good fiver, btw! :lol: [quote ost_uid0]Reptile and Insectoid Ships: BRZAP BRZAP BRZAPSloth, Humanoid, and Aquatic Ships: KEEOO KEEOO KEEOO Enterprise: SURPRISE LAUNCH FROM INSIDE AN AQUATIC SHIP! Reptile and Insectoid Ships: Huh. That looked cool, but what was the point? Enterprise: When you look that cool, you don't need a point. [/quote ost_uid0]How true is that![/color ost_uid0]
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05-27-2004, 07:23 AM
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ost_uid0]whoops! wasnt logged in! :stupid:[/colorost_uid0]
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05-27-2004, 09:14 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Tucker: I can wait. I seemed to get hammered a lot more back then. Embarrassments, humiliations, pokings, proddings, running around in underwear....[/quote ost_uid0]You ROCK, Zeke!  Cheque's in the mail as we discussed.[/colorost_uid0]
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05-27-2004, 11:20 AM
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ost_uid0]Great fiver! Nice DS9 references. I caught a few episode titles in there ("A Time to Stand", "Sons and Daughters"), Emissary references, good stuff.And of course, Evil Female Borg Future Shapeshifter Queen Guy, though I guess that's not entirely a DS9 reference.[/color ost_uid0]
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05-27-2004, 12:51 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Dolim: We have... our ways.Sato: Wow, this chair is so comfy! Dolim: Oh yes. We have our ways.[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: [quote ost_uid0="Derek"]And of course, Evil Female Borg Future Shapeshifter Queen Guy, though I guess that's not entirely a DS9 reference.[/quoteost_uid0]Three references in one title? Very nice. [/colorost_uid0]
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05-27-2004, 12:56 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Archer: Why that one? Why not one of the other integral spheres?T'Pol: Sphere 41 is a *definite* integral sphere. The others are indefinite. [/quote ost_uid0]LOL, now THAT was definitely unforgivable! Oh and good LOTR: TT reference... Sab[/color ost_uid0]
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05-27-2004, 02:03 PM
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ost_uid0]Lots and lots of good stuff in this one! [quote ost_uid0]T'Pol: It appears that certain spheres are particularly integral to the anomaly system. Sphere 12, for example, is integral; Sphere -4.7 and Sphere π are not.Tucker: We think if we go to Sphere 41 we can kill the whole ballpark. Archer: Why that one? Why not one of the other integral spheres? T'Pol: Sphere 41 is a definite integral sphere. The others are indefinite. Sato: Comfy comfy comfy comfy.... Dolim: This is going too slowly. Prepare the Anti-Mental-Resistance Brainwash Parasites! Sato: Oh no! What do they do? ... Dolim: At last! Activate the weapon! Reptile Xindi: Activating in 5... 4... 3... Dolim: No, start the count higher. We need to give the enemy fleet time to arrive. Enemy Fleet: Hello. Dolim: Never mind. ... Enterprise: SURPRISE LAUNCH FROM INSIDE AN AQUATIC SHIP! Reptile and Insectoid Ships: Huh. That looked cool, but what was the point? Enterprise: When you look that cool, you don't need a point. ... Evil Transdimensional Being 2: Generating big honkin' anomaly.... ... Reed: A huge anomaly just appeared! It's killing ships and protecting the weapon! And it's... honking? ... Reed: No tears for your commander? MACO: We're too macho to cry. Reed: Well, I'll be commanding you now. MACOs: WAAAAAAAAAA![/quote ost_uid0]:lol: Didn't see any goofs other than the "over the comms" not being spelled out [/colorost_uid0]
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05-27-2004, 03:14 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: No, don't leave. Come back. ...Trip!Tucker: Wow... did you just call me by my nickname? Are we on a nickname basis now? T'Pol: (sigh) You may call me Polly.[/quote ost_uid0]Great fiver. Keep them coming. [quote ost_uid0]T'Pol: I am considering joining Starfleet. I would of course require a special extra-form-fitting variant of the uniform.[/quote ost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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05-27-2004, 06:15 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Didn't see any goofs other than the "over the comms" not being spelled out[/quoteost_uid0]Ohhhh.... so that's what otc stands for... thanks for the enlightenment! Sab[/color ost_uid0]
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05-27-2004, 07:37 PM
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[quote
ost_uid0="evay"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Tucker: I can wait. I seemed to get hammered a lot more back then. Embarrassments, humiliations, pokings, proddings, running around in underwear....[/quote ost_uid0]You ROCK, Zeke! Cheque's in the mail as we discussed.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]You know what's the best part? I think I killed you! I've been trying to get to TripHammered today and it's not working. I know there was no link in the 5MV copy of the fiver, but the Trek Nation copy linked you in the disclaimer, and TN has a [iost_uid0]lot[/iost_uid0] of traffic.Enterprise Oddities, TripHammered... hmm, what ENT site will I kill next? [/colorost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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05-27-2004, 09:03 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Zeke"]You know what's the best part? I think I killed you! I've been trying to get to TripHammered today and it's not working. I know there was no link in the 5MV copy of the fiver, but the Trek Nation copy linked you in the disclaimer, and TN has a [iost_uid0]lot[/iost_uid0] of traffic.Enterprise Oddities, TripHammered... hmm, what ENT site will I kill next? [/quoteost_uid0]Oh my god! You killed TripHammered! You [i ost_uid0]bastard![/iost_uid0] :lol: I didn't even see the link in the fine print. (I was wondering why the site went down a few hours ago...I'll reset it when I get home. Now I'm putting a stop on your cheque. )[/colorost_uid0]
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05-27-2004, 09:29 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: No, don't leave. Come back. ...Trip!Tucker: Wow... did you just call me by my nickname? Are we on a nickname basis now? T'Pol: (sigh) You may call me Polly. [/quote ost_uid0]Woo hoo! The comfy chair... and aquamoot! (No Aquaman?) hee hee hee hee[/color ost_uid0]
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05-28-2004, 07:12 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Ohhhh.... so that's what otc stands for... thanks for the enlightenment! [/quoteost_uid0] Took me till the end of the fiver to work that one out too!! :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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05-31-2004, 10:49 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Sloth Xindi: Speak clearly and don't push them too much. The aquatics are powerful, but very slow to decide anything.Archer: Got it. No wild Ent-ics. Sloth Xindi: If you tree-t them right, you'll be fine. -------------- Aquatic Xindi: ost_uid0] *chortle* *guffaw*[quote ost_uid0]Dolim: At last! Activate the weapon!Reptile Xindi: Activating in 5... 4... 3... Dolim: No, start the count higher. We need to give the enemy fleet time to arrive. Enemy Fleet: Hello. Dolim: Never mind. [/quote ost_uid0] *snerk* *chuckle*[quote ost_uid0]Evil Transdimensional Being: The battle is not going well. We must intervene.Evil Transdimensional Being 2: Generating big honkin' anomaly.... ----------- Reed: A huge anomaly just appeared! It's killing ships and protecting the weapon! And it's... honking? Archer: Damn! The sphere-builders just goosed us! [/quote ost_uid0] *snicker*[quote ost_uid0]Hayes: It was... fun.... GAK! [/quoteost_uid0]Heheh.[quote ost_uid0]Reed: Oh, shut up. You, you, and you, come with me. We're going on the last and most important leg of this mission.MACO: Where to? Reed: Technically? Disneyland. [/quote ost_uid0] :lol: Aquamoot. Evil Transdimensional DS9 allusions. Starfish Destroyers. Heeeeehh heh heh heh. [/colorost_uid0]
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