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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You're gonna be thwaped no matter how you answer this question.
A: Out! In! Over there! Over here![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what are the LOTR refs trying to decide between in the Instant Replay Challenge of who has possesion of the ring.
A: The Orcs are not in the playoffs now thanks to the Elves.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:The elves are SO hot...so why do you like the Orcs.
A: Lord of the Rings is hot, but Encounters of the Third Kind was really hot.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you get me a copy of Encounters of the Third Kind for christmas i asked for a copy of TTT!
A: You don't get between a frog and her cheese! Edit: to remove extra exclimation points.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is that tiny frog trying to kill Pippin?
A: Things dont go well when you're missing a step.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Step one: steal underpants.
Step two: Step three: profit! A: Now I just have to decide where I came from. Katy Jane, are you testing whether Zeke reads this thread? :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What are you going to do now that you've decided where you are going?
A:Take the next right and go straight on to Canada. [quoteost_uid0]Katy Jane, are you testing whether Zeke reads this thread?[/quoteost_uid0] Huh? *looks up* 8| oops heehee, i'll just go fix that *tries to look innocent*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Katy Jane"]A:Take the next right and go straight on to Canada.[/quoteost_uid0]
Q:Excuse me, can you tell me the way to Buenos Aires? Edit: Oops! I forgot. A: Forever lost in Hafnarfjordur, Iceland.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where is Carmen San Diego?
A: Wow, nice to get off the LOTR bandwagon...hmmm, hobbits.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So no one's mentioned LotR in a while, what do you think about that?
A: Don't make me bring out my New Years Party Hat of DOOM![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are the famous words of the Roman Emperor Romulus Augustulus on 31 Dec 475?
A: It`s my party and I`ll cry if I want to![/colorost_uid0]
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\"Lord Eddard Stark is a proud, honourable, honest man, and his lady wife is worse.\" ~A Game of Thrones, book one of Song of Ice and Fire |
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[quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Katy Jane, are you testing whether Zeke reads this thread? :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's an interesting question.[/colorost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*Begs for forgivness*
I promase i'll never let it happen again. :bigsmile:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You're forgiven. Â Actually, I never saw the unedited post.[/colorost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you crying over spilled milk?
A: Cliches are good for New Year's. The make us seem less stupid![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you scream "10, 9, 8, 7, it's a trap!"?
A: Hilarity ensues.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Okay, so this episode we'll have Nan with her foam bat facing off against taya17 with her space station in a duel of honor over some squabble about popcorn. What happens next?
A: What? No slow-motion instant replay?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you catch when that drunk guy fell over the couch into the fish tank?
A: Umbrellas may be needed in that situation![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: All that talk about pigs... But what if [iost_uid0]elephants[/iost_uid0] could fly?
A: He's called Dumbo.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How is Chakotay credited on the DVD?
A: Hi.[/colorost_uid0]
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