Top 7 lists - like Top 10, only not funny

[admiral sab]

Ahh yes the good ole Doc...

7. "Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about name calling." (Basics pt 2)

6. "I'm a doctor, not a bartender!" (Twisted)

5. "I was inspired by the presence of a master" (Basics pt 2, to Seska on deception)

4. "Are you trying to give me an arterial occlusion?" (the doc as B'Elanna, Renaissance)

3. "Traditionally one crawls in head first" Doc to EMH 2 (Message in a Bottle)

2. "I swear this oathe by APollo Physician, by Asclepius, by Heath and by all the gosds and goddesses. In whatsoever place that I enter, I will enter to help the sick and heal the injured...and I will do no harm." (Darkling, I could almost do that by memory! Scary!)

and the number one Doc quote would be:
1. "Defensive mechanisms can come in many forms... perhaps if you looked for the root cause-" lol the expression when he gets muted is priceless! (Displaced)

edit ok I found one more but I had to add it!
Tuvok, I understand,
You are a Vulcan man,
You have just gone without
For seven years, about.
Paris, please find a way
To load a hypospray.
I will give you the sign,
Just aim for his behind.
Hormones are raging,
Synapses blazing.
It's all very illogical! (LOL Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy) go here for more and to listen to the clip of that song! http://www.uss-voyager.bravepages.co...emh_wisdom.htm

Top 7 Neelix quotes.