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Old 08-22-2004, 03:36 AM
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The promised fiver is here! Feast on a new Five-Minute DS9 episode from the master, Derek Dean: "Life Support."
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Old 08-22-2004, 03:46 AM
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Bashir: I need you to tell Bareil that if he doesn't go into stasis a pack of ravenous wolves will eat him.
Winn: That would be lying.
Bashir: Yes, I know. I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie. That's why I'm asking you to.
Winn: I see. And if I refuse?
Bashir: Then a pack of ravenous wolves will eat you.
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Bareil: All right? Ah! As in acceptable, adequate, good, satisfactory....
Kira: You know, maybe that positronic brain implant wasn't such a good idea.
Heheh.
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Old 08-22-2004, 03:51 AM
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Station Log: The Bajorans and Cardassians have signed a peace treaty. Yeah, this is the first I've heard of it too.
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Excllent job to Derek Dean!

Favorite parts:

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Nurse: Doctor, come quick! Something's wrong with Bareil's brain!
Bashir: His brain? What is it?
Nurse: It's the organ in his head that helps him think. But that's not important right now.
Excellent "Airplane" joke.

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Kira: Bareil? Are you all right?
Bareil: All right? Ah! As in acceptable, adequate, good, satisfactory....
Kira: You know, maybe that positronic brain implant wasn't such a good idea.
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Shuttle: BOOM!
Kira: Crap.
Winn: I'm alive!
Kira: Crap.
Bareil: I'm dying!
Kira: CRAP!
All of it was great!
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:17 AM
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Bashir: Begin autopsy on Bareil.
Bareil: I'm not dead yet.
Bashir: Oh yeah? Well if you're not dead, then why am I doing an autopsy on you? Answer that, Mr. Smartypants!
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Winn: Thank you for saving Bareil's life, Dr. Frankenstein.
Bashir: It's Bashir actually.
Winn: I think we should reschedule the talks here so I can squeeze every last ounce of life out of Bareil.
Bashir: Well, I'll allow it, but only because it's the wrong thing to do.
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Bashir: Bareil's internal organs are starting to fail. But never fear, we can rebuild him with a simple six million dollar operation involving leeches.
Bareil: I wonder how many times I'll have to pass the collection plate to get that much.
Bashir: Most likely for the rest of your life with the interest rate I'm charging.
Bareil: Suck me dry, why don't you.
Bashir: Nah, I'll leave that to the leeches.
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Kira: Well, since you're dead and all I figured I'd keep your stuff. Okay?
(Bareil tries to say it's not okay at Ludicrous Speed)

Hilarious! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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EXCELLENT!
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Old 08-22-2004, 11:59 AM
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Nurse: Doctor, come quick! Something's wrong with Bareil's brain!
Bashir: His brain? What is it?
Nurse: It's the organ in his head that helps him think. But that's not important right now.
Excellent "Airplane" joke.

Thats exactly what I was going to say, but you beat me to it!

Great fiver Derek! :mrgreen:
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Old 08-22-2004, 12:20 PM
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Hehehehe.

Very amusing indeed, Derek.
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Old 08-22-2004, 03:57 PM
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Nurse: Doctor, come quick! Something's wrong with Bareil's brain!
Kira: Can you rebuild him?
Bashir: Are you kidding? Of course I can! Just as long as I don't have any distractions.
Odo: Hey, Doctor. Want to see me do the Cardassian Neck Trick?
Bareil: GAK!
Bashir: Whoops. That was a distraction.
Heh heh heh. Nice work, D.
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very fun, Derek!

isn't this the one that had the look that inspired O/K? does anyone know what I'm talking about? No ok then... forget I said anything.
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Old 08-23-2004, 05:59 PM
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Nurse: Doctor, come quick! Something's wrong with Bareil's brain!
Bashir: His brain? What is it?
Nurse: It's the organ in his head that helps him think. But that's not important right now.
Dammit!

Well done, Derek. Nice to see you back in form. I'll copy & paste some choice selections later when I'm not quite as busy.
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