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Old 08-02-2005, 03:13 PM
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Q: Could you show me the Ancient Symbol Of The Five-Minute Ones again?
A: MOVE 'ZIG'!
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Old 08-03-2005, 09:10 AM
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Q: What did you want with those movers?


A: It's all about lists.
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Old 08-03-2005, 09:13 AM
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Q: What did you want with those movers?


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Old 08-03-2005, 09:15 AM
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Old 08-03-2005, 10:06 AM
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Q: What did you want with those movers?


A: It's all about lists.

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Old 08-03-2005, 06:44 PM
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A: Hi! I'm Ringo Starr!
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Old 08-04-2005, 12:15 AM
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A: I wouldn't touch that, it came out of an elephants ass.
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Old 08-04-2005, 12:24 AM
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Q: Oh, look, a diamond!


A: Sorry, it's gone batty.


(Sorry for the triple post, for some reason I've been having problems posting lately)
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Old 08-04-2005, 04:11 AM
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Q: Ahh! I'm being attacked by a bat!

A: Um... er... it was........................ ASKY DID IT!
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:46 AM
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Q: So, just where were you on the night of the 45th?


A: Stand back! I have a tennis racket!
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Old 08-06-2005, 03:47 AM
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Q: So what did the tennis player say when John asked him for tennis lessons?

A: Tennis in a mall? Brilliant Idea!
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Old 08-06-2005, 05:26 AM
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Q: So, what do you think of this new idea of mine, if we play tennis in a mall, we can get free stuff!


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Old 08-06-2005, 06:01 AM
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Q: So, have you heard the new Star Trek movie is gonna star Johnny Knoxville as a young Kirk, Keanu Reeves as a ypung Spock, and Hillary Duff as a young McCoy, and the movie will be a coming-of-age story ....IN SPACE, and there'll be a dance number at the end (Spock will dance a jaunty Charleston)?

A: I'll be in my bunk.
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Old 08-06-2005, 11:11 AM
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Q: Where will you be when the new Star Trek: The Next Generation prequal comes out? It stars Leonardo DiCaprio as Picard, Luke Wilson as Riker, Jessica Simpson as Troi, and of course, Jude Law as Worf.

A: Hey, wait a minute...that wasn't in the original!
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:20 PM
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Q: Space monkeys are attacking the Enterprise!

A: Something's amiss here...
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Old 08-06-2005, 07:14 PM
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A: Oh my GOD, the geeks are rioting, RUN, RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!
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Old 08-07-2005, 03:24 AM
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A: Um... well... you see........... GAK!
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Old 08-07-2005, 07:23 AM
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A: It's going down.
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Old 08-07-2005, 12:37 PM
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A: It was MSN, I swear!
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Old 08-07-2005, 01:51 PM
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