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Old 11-12-2004, 05:08 AM
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Q: Who do you think you are, my brother?

A: There are three gods!
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Old 11-12-2004, 05:37 AM
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Q: So, how many gods do you see in this picture?


A: Well... looks like about 4.5.
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Old 11-12-2004, 09:20 AM
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Q: What's that angle?
A: There is only one God, SPAWN OF BEELZEBUB! BURN! ~*switches out of puritanical mode*~
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Old 11-12-2004, 10:41 AM
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Q: TopHatMan said that there are over 7 roles in the play "God" by Woody Allen.


A: I think that can only be described as annoying. :wink:
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Old 11-12-2004, 03:16 PM
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A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 11-12-2004, 03:25 PM
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Q: Is John here?

A: who needs that many pies anyway?
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Old 11-12-2004, 06:03 PM
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Q: Unhh... Carying 632 pies is NOT easy!


A: Magnetism.
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Old 11-13-2004, 03:19 AM
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Q: Magna-what?

A: Dude, it doesn't work that way!
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Old 11-13-2004, 10:10 PM
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Q: The isometric phase conversion module goes in pointy end first, right?

A: Caffeine.
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Old 11-13-2004, 11:27 PM
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Q: What is it that makes Janeway such a good leader?

A: No realy, feet first is better.
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Old 11-14-2004, 01:38 AM
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Old 11-14-2004, 01:40 AM
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Q: What's Zeke's policy?

A: EEK!
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A: The Media
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:13 PM
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A: Ow - that hurts!
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:35 PM
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Q: Have you tried this large blunt instrument?
A: Who is cooler, Ming the Merciless or Fu Manchu?
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:43 PM
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A: It's a quote!
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:52 PM
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Q: Is Ming the Merciless cooler than Fu Manchu, or vice versa?
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Old 11-14-2004, 07:02 PM
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Q: Can I make some pies?

A: No, no, you makes the crust FIRST!
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Old 11-14-2004, 07:45 PM
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Q: Shall I make the Fu Manchu vs. Ming meatball now?
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Old 11-14-2004, 11:11 PM
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A: HYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPER! HYPER!
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