Run for Executive Producer

[Nic Corelli]

Originally Posted by Opium

'Tis never just a name! Remember, if a "rose" was called a "stink blossom" would anyone like it? Nope! :wink:

GASP!


A rose by any other name would smell as sweet...

[taya17]

*dies laughing* I vote for Nits! I vote for Nits!

[Opium]

Buh! What does crusty old Bill Shakey know? The Simpson's are today's genuises! :mrgreen:

[Chancellor Valium]

Why not vote for me? I offer two versions of Enterprise - one for the kids - full of wholesome morality and four natural ingredients to make them healthy(:P) and Enterprise for more....adult viewers.....full of gritty conspiracy theory, rampant sex and violence, and with a child prodigy being killed at least once per episode....so vote NEW VALIUM PLEAASE!

[catalina_marina]

Originally Posted by Nic Corelli

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet...

:lol: We do not have enough laughing smileys fot that statement. :roll:

[Chancellor Valium]

The kids ENT will be on at 6:30 and be half as long as the adult one, starting at 8.30. Any objections? Anyone wanting to team up with me? pledge their allegiance? Please?

[Xeroc]

Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium

full of wholesome morality and four natural ingredients to make them healthy(:P)

But - Cyanide, Ammonia, Nicotine, and Arsenic are all natural ingredients!

Do we want our kids reciving that kind of stuff?

Take the safe course - Vote for Xeroc & Nic!

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium

full of wholesome morality and four natural ingredients to make them healthy(:P)

Note the "to make them healthy" bit. Things like Vitamines A,C,D,E :roll:

[catalina_marina]

Originally Posted by Sa'ar Chasm

I could see the red white and blue Slavic stripes.

So... You say the Netherlands have a Slavic flag too, then? :roll:

[Asky]

Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium

I offer two versions of Enterprise

Good luck convincing the actors, scriptwriters, special effects people, and eveyone at UPN of the merits of that idea... :roll:

[catalina_marina]

Hee. Well, either they get more work, and therefor more money... Or you get different characters for the two shows. :wink:

[Opium]

Chancellor Valium... I would say I would team up with you except for two things: many of our views on Enterprise are different (but then again, since when did that ever stop any political party from teaming up? :P ) and well... 'Opium and Valium Party' sounds like a rave held in an empty warehouse than ends in someone's mysterious death, which causes the cool people at CSI to be called in.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Things like Vitamines A,C,D,E...

ASCII promises healthy doses of A, G, C and T, plus a strict training regimen for the writers, explaining to them what those actually mean, and what you can and can't do with them.

This will be followed by a crash course in elementary physics, chemistry and biology, as well as basic logic.

Vote ASCII, because the only characters you need are binary.

[taya17]

Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium

Note the "to make them healthy" bit. Things like Vitamines A,C,D,E

Overdoses of those vitamins could cause death or serious permanent damage, especially in such a delicate developing system as a child's.


I'll pass, thanks.

*is still voting for Nits/Xeroc, whose campaign has been the most coherent so far*

[Opium]

*is still voting for Nits/Xeroc, whose campaign has been the most coherent so far*

But their message has been one of great...blankness, boringness! How about voting for someone who is interesting, weird, involved!

How about voting for Opium. Please? How about for Assistant to the Executive Producer?

[Chancellor Valium]

Opium: Valium and Opium= Morphine party! Besides, we can work out what to do with ENT later.......we don't have to decide right away.....

[Opium]

Hmm...the Morphine party...sounds better than the BUH party!

Morphine Party Sounds like a plan!

[Chancellor Valium]

It IS a plan. So what differences of opinion ARE there about ENT? Im willing to compromise on this ST spinoff if you will on the next....

[Nic Corelli]

Originally Posted by taya17

*is still voting for Nits/Xeroc, whose campaign has been the most coherent so far*

Absolutely! I couldn`t agree more! :mrgreen:

[Chancellor Valium]

Liar.