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10-07-2003, 02:33 AM
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 ost_uid0]Kira here. Â Today's update is a double bill from yours truly: Five-Minute "The Price," which I started nearly two years ago, and my second venture into the Original Series, Five-Minute "The Lights of Zetar."Also, a reminder to everyone to hit Zeke with a stick; you'll notice he used the word "tomorrow" in yesterday's update.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 03:10 AM
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ost_uid0]*Gets out a stick and hits Zeke*Sorry about that, Zeke, but you said to. Now that that's over with, I especially liked [quote ost_uid0]Goss: (on viewscreen) I demand that, um... line?Ral: Your offer be taken seriously. Goss: Yes, that you take our offer seriously! If you refuse, I will, um... line? Ral: Fire at the wormhole. Goss: I will fire at the wormhole! Picard: Hm... something is suspicious here, but what? [/quote ost_uid0]:lol: Great job Kira.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 03:11 AM
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ost_uid0]That was a brilliant Fiver for [bost_uid0]"The Lights of Zetar"[/bost_uid0] Kira!:bigsmile: [b ost_uid0]Sulu:[/bost_uid0] (over the comm) We'll see who has the last laughwhen I save your butt in Star Trek VI. :lol: Well I sure had the last laugh when I read that line! Except for when I read [i ost_uid0]this[/iost_uid0] one...[b ost_uid0]Scotty:[/bost_uid0] It's [iost_uid0]over?[/iost_uid0] But where's the gel? Where's thecheesecake?  Very true, Mr. Scott. An episode of TOS that features a hot Lieutenant but no cheesecake make me want to chant the words, "Ieday umanshay ieday." :eyeroll: And I also really enjoyed the lettuce joke! [b ost_uid0]*enormous applause*[/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 03:42 AM
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[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Spock: It appears to be a storm of big flashy lights, Captain.
Kirk: Wait, I've seen this one. We touch it and get taken to a paradise where time stands still and there's a lot of wood to chop, right?[/quote:post_uid0] I really liked that bit for some reason. [quote:post_uid0]Romaine: Look, can I go already? All you've done is stand there going "Hmm" for the past forty-five minutes. McCoy: Sorry, Lieutenant, Captain's orders. Romaine: He ordered me kept in Sickbay? McCoy: He ordered you kept away from Mr. Scott.[/quote:post_uid0] *znerk* [quote:post_uid0]Scotty: All right, lass, lettuce get you in the chamber. Get it? "Lettuce"? And her name is Rom--OW! Kirk: Thanks. "Romaine": Don't mention it.[/quote:post_uid0] Sebastian: Have you ever been inquisited before? Delenn: No. Sebastian: Then I think you'll find it [i:post_uid0]ex[/i:post_uid0]quisite. Delenn: That was horrible! Give me that cane! *ZAP* INMAABTJSAF :p[/color:post_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 04:45 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Troi: Will seems quite jealous. He'll kill you if you try anything. [/quoteost_uid0]:snicker: [quote ost_uid0]Kirk: Damage report, Mr. Spock.Spock: The memory core has been irreparably damaged. Kirk: Oh no! What about all the information it contained? Spock: I believe Starfleet has a backup of most of the library's knowledge. Kirk: Most? Spock: Historical data on the mid-22nd century has been lost. Kirk: Oh, that's okay. Nothing important happened then. ------------ Kirk: Oh. Well, open hailing frequencies, then. (ahem) "Greetings, little worms --" Spock: Captain, that is not the standard Starfleet message. Kirk: I know. I found it in the Memory Alpha database. [/quote ost_uid0]Heh heh heh. And is it just me, or has Sulu been getting a little uppity of late?  [/colorost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 07:29 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]...is it just me, or has Sulu been getting a little uppity of late?[/quoteost_uid0]I've been wondering the same thing, actually... Hilarious continuity nods in both fivers, Kira! Â Â But as for Zeke, I'll go with my son's newfound grace and "hit gently", as Junior puts it. *tap* Â [/colorost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 09:50 AM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Computer: Deanna Troi. Species: Half betazoid, half human. Rank: lieutenant. Current assignment: counsellor and stater of the obvious, U.S.S. Enterprise. Current love interest: Devinoni Ral. Troi: I hate it when that thing does my job for me. Troi: Don't you find it odd that I can't sense anything from you? Ral: No, but I sense that you find it odd. Troi: Yes, I do... HEY! How did you know that? Ral: I, er, I was just stating the obvious. Troi: Oh, okay... HEY! Stating the obvious? You're part Betazoid! Ral: Nuts. Spock: I believe Starfleet has a backup of most of the library's knowledge. Kirk: Most? Spock: Historical data on the mid-22nd century has been lost. Kirk: Oh, that's okay. Nothing important happened then. Kirk: We'll have to have a controlled environment. We can use that piece of antique technology we brought aboard last week. Scotty: You don't mean.... Kirk: Yes -- the decon chamber. Scotty: Objection withdrawn. "Romaine": We require your corporeal bodies. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Kirk: You call that a slogan? That will never catch on.[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: Great fivers, Kira!  I don't have a stick with me right now. Will a keyboard do? [/colorost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 12:23 PM
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ost_uid0]Nice fivers, Kira. Glad to see you finally finished "The Price".[/colorost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 02:33 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Picard: I'd like you to meet our guests for the episode. This is our token diplomat, this is our token victim of a nefarious plot, this is our token weird alien --[/quoteost_uid0]Heeheehee. Always good to see those who overuse devices get their comeuppance. [quote ost_uid0]La Forge: I sure hope this works. What if we get stranded on the other side of the wormhole and we're stuck in this shuttle?Data: Then we will become intoxicated and debate the finer points of Counsellor Troi's figure.[/quote ost_uid0]Heheh. [quote ost_uid0]Riker: ...and that's the Federation bid on the wormhole.Premier Bhavani: That's your bid? All you did was empty your pocket lint onto the conference table. Ral: And fine pocket lint it is. But the Chrysalians have something better to offer. Riker: And that is...? Ral: More pocket lint. But this is the peaceful, non-aggressive kind.[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: Very funny. That and the guy asking for his lines were my favorite parts of this one. [quote ost_uid0]Spock: I do not know to what you are referring, Captain. I suspect that these are the lights of the planet Zetar.Kirk: For the last time, Spock, that's not deduction, that's cheating.[/quote ost_uid0]I agree with Kirk. [quote ost_uid0]Spock: Historical data on the mid-22nd century has been lost.Kirk: Oh, that's okay. Nothing important happened then.[/quote ost_uid0]LOL! Kira's got it [i ost_uid0]all[/iost_uid0] figured out! [/colorost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 03:22 PM
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ost_uid0]My favourites in this one are the pocket lint part, and this bit:[quote ost_uid0]Troi: So, how about some female bonding? I've got a new boyfriend.Crusher: Why is it you only feel the urge to bond with me when you've got something to brag about? Troi: Hey, it's not my fault you never get any action. [/quote ost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 04:53 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Kristina"][quoteost_uid0]...is it just me, or has Sulu been getting a little uppity of late?[/quoteost_uid0]I've been wondering the same thing, actually...[/quote ost_uid0]Well, he is pretty much a combination of Troi and Mayweather, though of course he does finally get a decent role in [i ost_uid0]STVI[/iost_uid0]. Which is good.Oh, and the fivers were good too. I've finally got time to read them you see - my laptop is back on the net at long last.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 06:48 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Sa'ar posted:INMAABTJSAF Â [/quoteost_uid0](GASP) [i ost_uid0]Where did you learn that acronym?[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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10-07-2003, 07:06 PM
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ost_uid0]:eyeroll: Obviously, [iost_uid0]neither[/iost_uid0] of you have learned it.INMAABBDTJSF: "I'm Not Making Any Accusations, But Boy Does That Joke Sound Familiar."[/color ost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 07:18 PM
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ost_uid0]Ahhhh.The only one I can ever remember is TANSTAAFL - anyone get the reference?[/color ost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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10-07-2003, 08:09 PM
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ost_uid0]I knew the spelling was off -- I just want to know how he got it at all.[/colorost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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10-07-2003, 08:34 PM
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ost_uid0]Little bird told me...[/colorost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 08:44 PM
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ost_uid0]Tweet tweet.[quote ost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][quoteost_uid0]Spock: Historical data on the mid-22nd century has been lost.Kirk: Oh, that's okay. Nothing important happened then.[/quote ost_uid0]LOL! Kira's got it [i ost_uid0]all[/iost_uid0] figured out! [/quoteost_uid0]Heheheh... yeah, I just about busted a lung laughing when I had that idea. Â And hey -- it [i ost_uid0]does[/iost_uid0] explain a heck of a lot....[/colorost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 08:58 PM
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ost_uid0]It's either this, or the Alternate Universe theory. Take your pick. [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-07-2003, 09:14 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Zeke"]I knew the spelling was off -- I just want to know how he got it at all.[/quoteost_uid0]Probably from the [b ost_uid0]Memory Alpha[/bost_uid0] database, beforeall those pretty lights invaded and erased the info.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-07-2003, 09:22 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Ral: Well, I guess this is goodbye then. Are you sure things couldn't work out between us?Troi: Will seems quite jealous. He'll kill you if you try anything.[/quote ost_uid0]Heheh. The Secret Diaries reference. Great Job Kira![/color ost_uid0]
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