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Old 04-17-2007, 12:45 AM
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Default Star Trek: Voyager - Yours to own in Gibberish Today!

So I just recieved all seven seasons of Voyager in the mail. From China. Bought them on eBay of course.

Would you like to know what the blurb for season one says? Of course you would, because that's why I started this thread!

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Navigator's number of warship of star headed by first woman captain precious Wei, fall into an enormous cavity , is thrown and united 70000 mere distant place from the star , for solve energy shortage problem, precious Wei captain lead team member go rascal celestial body survey energy, unexpectedly, Nilles is attacked, the lung is siphoned away fast; Find the celestial body person's corpse of grade a lot of 5 on the globular asteroid; Pursue gram com -mandant injured attack that energy flow with card tower , navigator number face uniden -tified energy shed attack, a large amount of energy run off, unidentified other star seize the opportunity , slip into airship, team member supervise unprecedented challenge...

Doesn't that sound exciting?
I'll post the rest of the seasons (they only get better) as I get a chance.
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Old 04-17-2007, 02:09 AM
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Yikes. Looks like The Gospel of Darmok is spreading faster than we thought...

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I'll post the rest of the seasons (they only get better) as I get a chance.
Do not want.

(quote Backstroke of the West seemed appropriate)
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:38 AM
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Season Two:

Headed by the woman captain precious Wei navigator number save before the 400 year from the 20th century for the earth woman boat person and team of her that E.T. kidnap at some galaxy of celestial bodies Person,can return to earth the peoples on it sleep 400year by the earth again?
Crew that navigator have have , think feeling of house too once in a while, uninteresting space life let , feel lonely losing each person, then crew decide to breed the future generation on the ship; Crew's life and work become rich and colorful because of joining that a lot of other celestial bodies are biological, continue their immature mission in the space of the great writing brush...


Looks like it's really getting interesting now! Just wait until season seven, where apparently the crew turn into horses.
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:59 AM
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"Uninteresting space life?" Oh, I wanna buy that one!

"Then crew decide to breed the future generation on the ship." Shouldn't that be IN the ship?

"Continue their immature mission." Oh, so in this version Paris is in charge?
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Want to visit the ear tower area of Germany?

Season Three:

Precious captain Wei is leading a brave crew to come to the ear tower area of Germany from the remote outer space, when they have entered the particle district of a superlight speed, the transducer has been destroyed,suffer attack of airship morly among one space breach, force , fall in 29 century of the earths, have prevented a calamity ruin of solar system too; They go through hardships fly to , spend half Galaxy , dispel and withdraw and set up the m-
ajestic association of the army, find E.T. and fierce and more cruel enemy from famous celestial body, crew's life has recieved Venus Williams association, could they find the way to return to the earth in the 20th century...

'Ear tower area of Germany'? 'Crew's life has recieved Venus Williams association'? WHAT?????

BTW, the apparent random extra spaces and 'm-
ajestic' is exactly as it's written on there.
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