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Old 12-03-2007, 05:02 PM
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Yeah, but all of MY fivers is less than ten percent of all of YOUR fivers. The current number of published fivers I have is only fifteen (not counting Stargate fivers, which are more or less exiled to Nan and my computers). And if we consider your stats page to be current (of which I have no idea or confirmation), you have 210 fiver-hours, and that's a LOT.

So I like the punchline and run with it. My fivers have a flavor all their own, just like Zeke's or Marc's or Nan's or Kira's or whoever.
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Old 12-04-2007, 07:17 PM
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I'm told mine taste of sand.
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Old 12-04-2007, 09:03 PM
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Mine taste like grapefruit juice. They make everything else taste horrible, just horrible for hours, slowly reducing your will to live.
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:20 PM
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I suppose mine taste like Nut Rolls: sweet AND salty.
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Old 12-05-2007, 08:56 AM
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I have no idea what Nut Rolls are, but they sound like they must be very bad for you. Also, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that considers grapefruit to be an abomination.
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Old 12-05-2007, 09:12 AM
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Rather than just directing you to Wikipedia, I'll put it into my own words...

First you take a log of nougat. It's about the size of a roll of nickels, and about the consistency of cookie dough. Then you surround it with caramel. Then you surround it with peanuts.

So you get sweet and salty tastes.
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I would amend that to 'enough pie and a good pair of running shoes'.
[i]Ferengi[i] running shoes, I hope...
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Old 12-05-2007, 08:59 PM
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Also, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that considers grapefruit to be an abomination.
I'm rather fond of grapefruit juice.

I can already tell you're surprised, so don't bother denying it. It won't work.
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:02 AM
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I wouldn't say I'm "rather fond" of grapefruit juice, but I enjoy it until it gets to be too much for me. In other words, about two mouthfuls. And I enjoy eating lemons as though they were oranges. That means that grapefruit juice is REALLY sour.
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Old 12-06-2007, 11:14 AM
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I'm rather fond of grapefruit juice.
Well. At least you're not saying you like Marmite.

*Gags just at the thought of it*
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Well. At least you're not saying you like Marmite.

*Gags just at the thought of it*
*Looks sympathetc, nods head, and strangles PHJ*
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Gad, you're one of them...
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Old 12-06-2007, 11:16 PM
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Okay, that's odd. We've gone from whether or not Zeke is dead to esoteric British foodstuffs. So, par for the course, huh?

So, Zeke, will you be doing Zombie 5M.net properly next April, or will we have a new gimmick? I don't really have a preference. All I want is there to be a link to the real site somewhere in evidence, not like Five Minute Cheese.
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Old 12-07-2007, 05:24 AM
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I'm rather fond of grapefruit juice.
Well. At least you're not saying you like Marmite.

*Gags just at the thought of it*
Still on the "yet to be tried" list, I'm afraid. I may eventually get around to it, but it hasn't seemed urgent.
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Old 12-07-2007, 07:55 PM
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Mix some dark brown paint with some wallpaper paste. The consistency isn't really right, but the taste is bang on.
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