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Old 04-12-2007, 01:02 AM
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I shot a TV commercial for a local auto dealership recently, and this is the result.

I'm a paid actor now. All that amateur theatre has come in useful.

Now if only I can put 8 years of post-seconday Chemistry to work...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf5jqUgT8U8
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:08 AM
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The guy in this commercial is so hot! He makes me want to buy a car!
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Old 04-12-2007, 03:12 AM
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I'm trying to work out which of my friends posted that as a joke.
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Congratulations on, yet again, outdoing me at something. My Spelling Bee of Canada commercial was years ago, when I was about 15; I was a mere cameo with just one line. You're the star, you're on for thirty seconds, and you have a hot girlfriend -- not to be confused with the real girlfriend that you ALSO have.

I think what I'm trying to say is, you owe me one of those cars. We both know they hired you on the basis of your 5M.net work.
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:46 AM
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Eeeexcellent! Now that I know what you *look* like, killing you and stealing your first-class train ticket will be all the easier!

I mean, congratulations!
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Old 04-12-2007, 04:37 PM
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Zeke, *I* didn't get one of those cars. They wouldn't even let me drive it. They wouldn't even let me *touch* it. I think I'm too tall for it, anyway. Oh, and that hot girlfriend is only 17. Ten year age gaps are icky at the best of times, but especially so when the word "teen" is involved.

Valium: train? First off, all the passenger trains seem to have gone bellyup up in my neck of the woods, secondly, the commercial didn't pay enough for a first-class ticket (plus I'm a miser), and thirdly, unlike your postage-stamp country (where most of my ancestors come from) where you can ride the city bus from one end to the other, travel by train in this endless country takes a long, long, long time. It's planes or nothing, and WestJet doesn't sell first class tickets.
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Valium: train? First off, all the passenger trains seem to have gone bellyup up in my neck of the woods, secondly, the commercial didn't pay enough for a first-class ticket (plus I'm a miser), and thirdly, unlike your postage-stamp country (where most of my ancestors come from) where you can ride the city bus from one end to the other, travel by train in this endless country takes a long, long, long time. It's planes or nothing, and WestJet doesn't sell first class tickets.
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Well, if ever we advertise 5MN on the TV, at least we can keep the acting talent in-house.
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Ahh, so that's what Sar looks like. Handsome guy.
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Old 04-13-2007, 10:15 AM
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How do you not see the huge sign on the wall? How do you not see it? You know, the one that says "Do Not Feed Sa'ar's Ego" in 100 point letters? It's there for a reason, you know!
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:26 PM
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Enh, it's nothing I haven't heard before. Enough people have said it that I'm starting to believe it.
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