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![]() (I think this should make up for having only two updates in May....) ------ About (shudder) two years ago, Andy Taylor, whose work has been published here before, asked me about doing some DS9 fivers. Unfortunately, the only episodes he had on tape were the so-called Final Chapter -- the second half of Season 7, from "Penumbra" on. I said he could try the latter episode, and when I found his work promising, I cleared him for the next one, "'Til Death Do Us Part." This kept on for a while, and I could see Andy improving his skills as he went -- to the point that when he finally finished the penultimate episode, "The Dogs of War," I decided to make what is so far my only exception to the two-parters-are-Zeke's-property rule and let him do the finale to cap off his work. This all concluded several months ago. Ever since, I've been planning to post his work "soon." (See the Abbreviations page in the About section.) And now, after a long dry period in terms of updates, I've decided it's about darn time I followed through. Behold the last nine episodes of Deep Space Nine, condensed by Andy Taylor:
I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. Andy's kept working on them while waiting for me to get this done, by the way -- amid the charming British slang, you'll spot some references to pretty recent Trek. I think work in this quality and quantity most certainly deserves comment, so be sure to keep those feedback links in mind. Five-Minute DS9 is arguably our most undersupplied section -- hopefully this'll please the Niner Fiver fans in the audience. (Hello, Kosst Amojan.) This update pretty much doubles the subsite's size, so that should hold you guys quite a while. ------ I'll likely end up back here later to comment on some of my favorite scenes, but I'll add now that although this should hold you guys for a while, doesn't mean it necessarily will have to. ![]() ![]()
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![]() ![]() ![]() I've been saying that a lot lately. Impressive effort. Well done. *crosses "Five final DS9 arc" off his list of things to accomplish, right under "Cure polio" and "Perfect this new wheel thing everyone's talking about"*[/color ![]()
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![]() WHOOO!!!!! I LOVE DS9 - SERIOUSLY - [b ![]() ![]() I started religiously watching around season 4 or 5, but I remember being glued to the set durring the [i ![]() ![]() Andy, you completely blew away any expectation I might've had about how these were to be done. I beleve all of my favorite scenes have been quoted already. Â But: Ezri: I'm dating my ex-host's ex. Bashir: I don't think Trills are meant to do that. Ezri: Awww, nuts. Kira: Worf's missing. Ezri: Awww, nuts. Bashir: Hey! What did I just say? Ezri: I, er... awww, nuts. Dukat: Hello. I'm relentlessly approaching you to get me on your side. Kai Winn: I wuv you. Dukat: That'll do pig, that'll do. Kai Winn: Call me Adomi. Dukat: A dummy? Okay. O'Brien: So you can't sleep? Bashir: Nope. Big episode ahead of us. O'Brien: I agree -- think of the nosedive our careers will take when this airs. Bashir: I was reading the same page of "A Tale of Two Cities" over and over.... O'Brien: Why? Bashir: I'm not sure -- the guy at the Plot ConvenienceTM Store warned me about it though. Damar: Fellows, you appear to be holding up my friend that has just planted a bomb and wishes to escape. Jem'Hadar Soldiers: Oh. Sorry. (BOOM) Damar: People of Cardassia -- worship me, and thou shalt be delivered to the Promised Land! Garak: FREEDOM! All: FREEDOM! Braveheart: FREEDOM! Kira: (sigh) I suppose it'll do.... O'Brien: Hey, look -- they're smooching! Worf: I'll send the elevator back down. O'Brien: Your console does that? Worf: Chief, I've been on Deep Space Nine for the best part of four years now, but my role has never properly been defined. Believe it or not, that is all my console ever did. Quark: So let's see -- in a few episodes we have Gowron, Sloan, Damar and Weyoun dead, Garak back home, and now Odo, Worf and O'Brien leaving... Vic Fontaine: I'm so emotional. I think I'll sing... Quark: Everybody get outta here while you still can! Vic Fontaine: And now... The end is near... Everyone's leaving... They've shed their tears...But I... I do not care... Now I'm alone... I'll have things MYYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAY! I think those haven't been mentioned yet. And, yes, Zeke outdid himself with the blurbs.[/color ![]()
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