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Old 02-12-2004, 08:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What should we do with the pickle berry pie?

A: Leola Root is good[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-13-2004, 02:02 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Should I throw away this leola root sword?

A: I can't quite tell, but I think it's a goose.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This is Rush Limbaugh as the animal he is. What is it?


A: Why do the costumers on Enterpise always run out of t-shirt material? I mean really, they never have proper t-shirts, they're always cropped and off and sleeveless and stuff.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-13-2004, 12:57 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you say you had a question for the costumers?

A: Sorry, please rephrase that question so this magic 8 ball can accurately guess your answer.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:52 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do chakotay and janeway have in common?

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Old 02-13-2004, 05:10 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you multiply six an--*Earth blows up*

A: What we demand is a total absence of solid facts![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:00 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: "We demand there are at least twice as many people in Canada than in the Netherlands. We demand this is a funny sentence. We also demand pie. We think." What the hell is this?

A: Sure. Next time Ottawa makes the papers in Limburg.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:04 PM
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:46 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: there is the only thing left for us demand

A: Spongebob square pants[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-13-2004, 07:04 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What tv show do John and thay guy in the Top Hat like to watch together?

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Old 02-13-2004, 07:22 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Delenn sucks.

A: Virgins. Lots and lots of male virgins.

[quoteost_uid0]Q: Will you go out with me?[/quoteost_uid0]
Are you just saying that because you knew I'd decline?

Also, *runs*

*Hard*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-13-2004, 07:59 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does one expect to find at Star Trek conventions, according to common wisdom?

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[quoteost_uid0]Are you just saying that because you knew I'd decline?[/quoteost_uid0]

Yes. I wouldn't have run the risk if I thought you'd say yes *g*[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 02-14-2004, 02:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How did you get a part in Britney's video?



A: Oh No! Top hat man has not been mentioned in a few posts. Now, regarding your question, no.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-14-2004, 02:52 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Do you think it's unheathy to subscribe to bizarre forum obsessions and mention the same things in post after post?

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A. Two goalie beaux where no one has gone before.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 02-14-2004, 08:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Say something like looks like gibberish but that kinda sounds like something when you it!



A: Yes, however, a box of chocolates may be a better option.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-14-2004, 05:06 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think my wife will like these flowers I picked out of the woods?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey ya wanna hear a joke! It's a great one! Why did the andorian water-polo player want to go to Risa?


A: Don't look at me.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-14-2004, 09:30 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you the muffin man? The Top Hat man? John? Dr. Beverly Crusher? Ezri? Hillary Clinton?


A: Actually, flowers, chocolate, AND a gift certificate to The Body Shop would be the best choice.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]A. I just accidentally told my boyfriend how ugly I think his mother is. What do you think I should get him for Valentine's Day?

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Old 02-14-2004, 10:58 PM
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A: I say it, I just dont care.[/colorost_uid0]
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