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Old 01-28-2004, 10:31 AM
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[color=#000000]Hey, just thought I'de start another topic of wierdness!
Just pick any topic, and write a list of top tens...

Top Ten List of 80's Media

10.Next Generation
9. Magnum PI
8. Boy George
7. Murder She Wrote
6. Duck Tales
5. Indiana Jones
4. MASH
3. Smurfs
2. 99 Redballons
1. Columbo
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Things Sa'ar Doesn't Like About Ottawa:

10: Cold.
9: Lack of mountains
8: Cold.
7: Lack of familiar grocery stores.
6: Cold.
5: The transit system.
4: Cold.
3: UofO Rez.
2: Cold.
1: -30 degree freeze-my-eyes-shut-the-thermometer-doesn't-go-this-low *COLD*![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]How about this. The person picks the topic, then the next person creates a list, then picks the topic for the next person.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]10: Cold.
9: Lack of mountains
8: Cold.
7: Lack of familiar grocery stores.
6: Cold.
5: The transit system.
4: Cold.
3: UofO Rez.
2: Cold.
1: -30 degree freeze-my-eyes-shut-the-thermometer-doesn't-go-this-low *COLD*![/quoteost_uid0]
What? I heard you mention something about it [iost_uid0]only[/iost_uid0] being -13.

Sorry Neo, Not feeling like making up top ten lists at 5:43 am.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'll have a crack at it.

10. The Borg Queen
9. Jabba the Hutt
8. The Hood
7. Davros
6. Rick Berman and Brannon Braga
5. The Master
4. Darth Vader
3. Emperor Palpatine
2. Scorpius
1. Servalan

EDIT: Oops. Forgot to add one of my own.

List the Top Ten Reaons Why Archer Keeps Getting Beaten Up.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]List the Top Ten Reaons Why Archer Keeps Getting Beaten Up.

10. It's in his contract
9. At any moment, he thinks he will Leap
8.He is trying to get killed off the show
7.He forgot to eat his Wheaties
6.He is hoping for a big role in an action movie
5.He thinks he is The One
4.He loves pain
3.He has a "Kick Me" sign on his back
2.It turns him on
1.T'Pol said she would marry him if he did, but it hasn't happened yet

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]List the Top 10 Reasons The Man in the Top Hat is still around.

10. He's the newest obsession.
9. There is no newer obsession.
8. Even if there were, it wouldn't help. (Hence John Sheridan)
7. He wears a Top Hat.
6. He's dazed.
5. He's confused.
4. He wanders around malls.
3. He's hated by many.
2. [iost_uid0]Some[/iost_uid0] people keep mentioning him.
1. He just won't die.

Top Ten Things To Do When 5mv Is Down.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10: He hasn't reached the Annoyance Saturation Point yet.
9: He works for the same people who hype Britney Spheres and the Gridroad Guys
8: People don't know when to let a running joke die.
7: He can't find the exit.
6: He came back. He always comes back.
5: He's delocalised over several threads.
4: He is both here and not here simultaneously.
3: It's all very quantum.
2: He's looking for some way to get rid of that stupid hat.
1: He's here just to irritate certain geological features.

Your Top Ten Favourite Top Ten Lists.

*Edit* Son of a-- I'm not typing all that again, so I'll just paste Cat's list title here and we'll continue on.

Top Ten Things To Do While 5MV Is Down.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. Finally having time for all those little things you always meant to get around to, like checking if she was really kidding about that divorce.
9. Become convinced that the site is down for good, and begin campaigning for millions in grants to recreate the great works of literature lost.
8. Attempting to measure the exact length of this particular "soon."
7. Turning in desperation to other sources of net humor, such as http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com .
6. Wearing out your browser's "Refresh" key.
5. Coming up for new ideas for ridiculous topics in the "Miscellaneous" forums.
4. Pondering the cruel, harsh nature of a reality deprived of 5MV.
3. Purchasing server space to mirror the site, to ensure that such a travesty never befalls planet Earth again.
2. Writing a BaW about the site being down.
1. Constructing an elaborate theory regarding the conspiracy between the Xindi and the Suliban to take down 5MV, rashly ignoring the conclusion of the Vulcan Science Directory that time travel is impossible.


Top Ten Ways To Get Scott Bakula to Voice-Act a Fiver:[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Standback"][color=#000000ost_uid0]9. Become convinced that the site is down for good, and begin campaigning for millions in grants to recreate the great works of literature lost.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Some people have the contents of the site saved on their hard drive :smile: :innocent:

I just woke up so you arn't actualy going to get any creativity out of me just now.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. Threaten him with bringing back "Quantum Leap"
9. Reveal the truth behind his role in "American Beauty"
8. Threaten him with bringing back "Quantum Leap"
7. Ask him nicely with $30000
6. Threaten him with bringing back "Quantum Leap"
5. Replace Vulcan Wine prop with real wine, then drag him into recording studio.
4. Threaten him with bringing back "Quantum Leap"
3. Tell him his "Sci-Fi Emmy" is waiting for him in Toronto, then kidnap and drag him into recording studio
2. Threaten him with bringing back "Quantum Leap"
1. Offer him lots of chilli


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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10: Does this d'k'tagh make me look fat?
9: Who cares what warp scale they're using? Just sit back and enjoy the show.
8: No, you're right. Sisko was a better captain that Kirk or Picard.
7: Whoops, gotta go. My girlfriend's waiting.
6: I kinda liked the old Star Wars movies.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. "It's nice of you to offer me that autograph, Mr. Shatner, but if it's all the same to you I'll pass."
9. "But Kirk [iost_uid0]was[/iost_uid0] a jerk."
8. "Who really cares about continuity anyway?"
7. "Oh, humour and [iost_uid0]Star Trek[/iost_uid0] never work toghether."
6. "Kahn was a bit naff, really."
5. "Ah, heck - you're right. [iost_uid0]Star Wars[/iost_uid0] is better than [iost_uid0]Trek[/iost_uid0] any day."
4. "Boy, the Enterprise sure was ugly looking."
3. "Well, I suppose we could have a long and bitter argument about which series was better, but I think we'll just say 'each to their own' and be done with it."
2. "Actually, C/7 does make a lot of sense if you think about it..."
1. "Sorry - who's this Gene Roddenberry chap you keep mentioning?"


Name the Top Ten Reasons Why Phlox is Actually Quite Creepy

EDIT: Bah to overlapping posts I say. Bah![/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]5. "Ah, heck - you're right. Star Wars is better than Trek any day."
8. "Who really cares about continuity anyway?"

6: I kinda liked the old Star Wars movies.
9: Who cares what warp scale they're using? Just sit back and enjoy the show.

EDIT: Bah to overlapping posts I say. Bah! [/quoteost_uid0]

Overlapping thought processes as well.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. He has a tongue that could serve as a brigde from here to London.
9. He feeds tribbles to some of his pets.
8. When everybody else is asleep, he stays awake to make evil plans to take over the ship.
7. He has no problem with killing off his subjects patients.
6. He has three wives. I mean [iost_uid0]come on[/iost_uid0]!
5. He's a Cardassian spy.
4. He enjoys pain. Well, on others, but still.
3. He eats chili.
2. He's just creepy, okay?
1. Just spend a night in sickbay, you'll see.

Top Ten Things Not To Do On Enterprise.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. Dont step into Sickbay
9. Dont give Porthos cheese
8. Dont mention Klingons, Xindi, timelines...
7. Dont let Hoshi cook if you want dinner in under a week.
6. Dont tell T'Pol her catsuit could be tighter
5. Dont address Mayweather directly, it could lead to him getting his own plot.
4. Dont mention how Captain Archer looks that "guy from Quantum Leap"
3. Dont mention that Phlox died on "Six Feet Under"
2. Dont kill redshirts
1. DONT EAT THE CHILLI!


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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. The "U.S.S. Black Pearl" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
9. Star Trek's nice enough, I suppose, but it can't really compare to something based on a Disneyland ride.
8. The whole "it only [iost_uid0]looks[/iost_uid0] as if we aren't dead, motionless corpses" bit has already been done to death with seven seasons of Chakotay.
7. Johnny Depp doesn't look nearly as good in a Starfleet uniform.
6. [bost_uid0]Will Turner:[/bost_uid0] I will fight to the finish, with my incredible skills of swordsmanship!
[bost_uid0]Klingon Disruptor:[/bost_uid0] **ZAP**
5. No facial hair allowed onboard early Starfleet vessels.
4. Might set Reed off about his family's long history of distinction in the Navy again.
3. Too many obvious jokes about Legolas on the Enterprise.
2. Absence of moonlight aborad starships tends to diminish the ability to demonstrate hideous curses and expensive special effects.
1. Because the Vulcan Science Directorate has concluded that time travel is impossible.


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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Overlapping thought processes as well.[/quoteost_uid0]
Well, they do say that warped minds think alike.

10. It would bring in a massive (female) fan base to ENT.
9. Pirates in space sounds like a cool idea.
8. Pirate ships in space sounds like an even cooler idea.
7. Archer is running out of people to get beaten up by.
6. Keira Knightly.
5. B&B desperatly want to name an episode "The Pirates of the Delphic Expanse".
4. Reed has always wanted a cannon of his own.
3. The scriptwriters have run out of new ideas.
2. The scriptwriters have run out of old ideas.
1. Networks are ratings whores.

Name the Top Ten Reaons that Riker Kept Turning Down Promotions.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"]Name the Top Ten Reaons that Riker Kept Turning Down Promotions.[/quoteost_uid0]
10. They offered him a Daedalus-class starship.
9. On other ships, first officers beat up their captains when they want to go on away missions.
8. He`s too shy to give orders to people.
7. They wanted to send him on Deep Space 9.
6. The voices told him so.
5. He and Geordi are such great friends.
4. As part of Officers Exchange Programme, he was to become the first Federation captain of a Ferengi starship.
3. He decided to wait 15 years until Mercedes manufactures its USS Titan.
2. The Vulcan Science Directorate concluded Riker accepting a promotion is impossible.
1. He followed orders from the Mysterious Future Guy.


EDIT: Oops! Silly me, List the Top 10 reasons why Romulans are cool.[/colorost_uid0]

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