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Old 08-21-2003, 01:59 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Ensign, why are you butting in line?

A: It just happens to be the worst present you can give an Ensign[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:01 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Wow, what's in that nasty-looking black box that's been covered in dangerously sharp black spikes?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Die, Seven, die![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This clarinet practice is inefficient and hinders your abilities as a Borg Drone. Why dont you spend time with me instead?

A: Captain, I just saw a tomato pass up at warp 10[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Ensign, what evidence do you have to support your claim that everybody's coffee was spiked with hallucinogens this morning?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Die, John Sheridan! Die now![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:14 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh Taya, my wife is multiplying, so I got a divorce since I cant have multiple wives. Will you marry me?

A: All you need to do is pull this string to crank the warp core.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0](My wife is MULTIPLYING?! Oh I forget, she's a tribble now )


[bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So this is Starfleet's vaunted new, efficient and technologically superior warp engine. What's so great about it?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Die, Bush! Die a thousand times over![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I am going to free the people of Romulus by decaring war on the Romulans. I know they have weapons of mass destruction, and I am going to find them myself if I have to.

A: Hey, watch out for that planet![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Look, Captain! No hands! No hands! Wheee, isn't shuttle flying fun? What? Why are you screaming?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] KILL THEM ALL! NO MERCY! [bost_uid0]NO MERCY![/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey captain, that planet just launched a pie at the ship. Should I fire back?

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Old 08-21-2003, 02:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain! CAPTAIN! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! We just picked up a dozen Borg vessels heading our way! What should we do? WHAT SHOULD WE DO? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 08-21-2003, 01:03 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I smell something funny. Are you about to let out a big one on us?

A: I wonder if the borg are immune to deadly farts[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 05:49 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick, say something childish.

A: What we demand is a total absence of solid facts.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Sa'ar, I still don't understand what your Party For The Adoption Of The Uncertainty Principle In All Areas Of Life is asking in return for the safe release of Kofi Annan and his pet tribble. What [iost_uid0]are[/iost_uid0] your demands?

A. Fine, you stay here and do that. I'm going to slip away quietly--I don't like that murderous gleam taya's had in her eye lately.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 10:17 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And where do you think you are going? We got to finish this TPS report for the Captain.

A: How convenient, an M class planet for us to crash on[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 10:32 PM
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A: The forest, she burns

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A. I haven't posted in here in a while.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-21-2003, 11:36 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What? You got a perfect score on the SAT IIs? DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You're all doomed! Doomed, you hear me? DOOMED![/colorost_uid0]
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