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Old 08-11-2005, 03:54 AM
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Default A paradox of paradoxes... What the paradox?

This thread is to create paradoxes, or... if you must... try to explain a paradox.

However, my brain hurts, and I'm busy with the Secret plan of DOOOM! so I'm not making the first one.

Even though it doesn't matter.

It's not a game.
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Old 08-11-2005, 04:39 AM
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What happens when two people with Ph.Ds meet?

It's a pair of docs.

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I'm not gonna kill you, I don't mind puns

Now then...

I own nothing
But because I own nothing, that means I own something
but the something I own is nothing
*many hours later*
My brain hurts!
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It's a pair of docs.
Or-r-r-r-r ..
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This sentence is a lie.
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This sentence is a lie.
that is a nice one :twisted:
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Old 08-12-2005, 12:30 AM
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It's a pair of docs.
Or-r-r-r-r ..
Ph.D-C6H4-Ph.D

Chem humour.
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Heh.
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I am Canadian, and all Canadians are liars!
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Uhh.........I just went back in time and killed my own grandfather......does that count?
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Yes, the grandfather paradox counts
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I am my own grandfather.
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Predestination paradox!
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I am my own grandfather.
Luke? No, wait ...
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okay here is the barber paradox

imagine a town .... and in that town lives a male barber
and that barber shaves the beards of all men who do not shave themselves

does that barber shave himself :?:
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A man walks into a bar, orders a glass of water. The bartender looks at the man and pulls out a gun. The man says "thank you," and leaves.

Why?
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Luke? No, wait ...
No, Fry. I just look like Luke.
(say that three times fast)
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Oh, right -- forgot about that.
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(say that three times fast)
No!

(Knowing me, I'd probably sprain something.)
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Luke? No, wait ...
No, Fry. I just look like Luke.
Are you sure you don't mean Lister?
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Luke? No, wait ...
No, Fry. I just look like Luke.
Are you sure you don't mean Lister?
No, no no. Marvin, definitely.
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