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Old 07-05-2004, 02:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]That`s gotta hurt



What do you think is next? Trill spots? Seven of Nine ocular implant? KLINGON BUMPY FOREHEAD?

If I were completely crazy (before some people say something, note the "completely"), I`d go for Cardassian ridges myself, [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-05-2004, 10:04 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]But you [iost_uid0]are[/iost_uid0] completely crazy! :eyeroll:

In other news, that probably didn't hurt. Well, not much anyway. Modern technology is mostly painless, you know. Well, unless you do crazy things with it, like running someone over with a car, or something like that.

Hm, what about Ferengi ears? [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-05-2004, 10:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I think Trill spots would be pretty cool, actually.

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Old 07-05-2004, 11:57 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I think it [iost_uid0]will[/iost_uid0] hurt when people start twisting his ear every place he goes. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-05-2004, 02:09 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]He's from China? Could have saved himself some time and expense and just stuck his head in a mechanical rice picker.

This moment of racism brought to you by City On The Edge Of Forever (subtitle: Don't yell at me! Star Trek did it first!)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hey now, if I wasn't in a medical field where I have to look professional and people wouldn't look at me funny walking down the street.. I'd get Trill Spots.

Oh yeah and I can't deal with the whole "it hurts" thing.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:28 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I dunno - what would go best with the pointy hair?

Oh yes, and people are silly. Especially rich ones.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I dunno - what would go best with the pointy hair?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Male pattern baldness? [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-11-2004, 01:20 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I bow to your presumably vast experience, mudshark. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"]I bow to your presumably vast experience, mudshark. [/quoteost_uid0]
:lol: Oooh, that's mean! Personally, I like bald men The look isn't so hot on women though

Oh, and for anyone wondering why I am still here and not on holiday there is a reason :angry: I couldn't fly out :bawl: But, I'm not THAT bothered :bawl: :bawl: It's fine... [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, I'm working on growing a TOS Klingon-style beard.

Atleast, that's what I tell people who ask what the wisps of hair in my face are supposed to be. It usually gives me enough time to get away before they can remember or check.

Still want those Trill spots, though.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]....riiight.

Maybe they were mistaken, he might have asked for Legolas-style ears instead. Spock doesn't hold a monopoly on pointy ears, you know! [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-13-2004, 08:38 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]LOL! I think a Bajoran nose would be cool [/colorost_uid0]
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Yeah, except that nose would mess up your left-right vision overlap close up.

Bit dangerous if playing a sport that requires catching projectiles or sumfink.
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Nan's right! You'd be wearing a miniature diffraction grating on your face! :shock:
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Old 08-04-2004, 05:49 AM
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That depends on how closely the ridges are set together!
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