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04-20-2007, 01:21 AM
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Commander Shelby: Hi. Can I have your job?
Riker: No. Will you sleep with me? Shelby: No. Riker: We seem to have reached an impasse. Another classic fiver scene. Still in the top twenty in my book. Borg: We're Borg. Get assimilated. Resistance sucks. Picard: Somebody needs a new catchphrase. Borg: Like "make it so" is any better. Ditto.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. 
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04-20-2007, 02:38 AM
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I want to see 'Borg: See our speaker credit. You know the drill.'
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04-20-2007, 07:37 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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04-20-2007, 10:45 PM
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Another favorite is:
Doc: Hey, you! You're an idiot!
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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04-20-2007, 11:44 PM
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Heheh. From Basics, Part 1:
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YOU READ IT... ...YOU CAN\'T UNREAD IT!
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04-21-2007, 02:10 AM
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Okay, from Jurisprudence:
Chakotay: Look, we both know this is a dream sequence, so can you lay off the mockery? I'm not the real Chakotay! Janeway: Tough. You know the rule -- all Chakotays are fair game. Chuckles just can't catch a break, can he? Byrd: Careful not to tick me off, old chum...you wouldn't want me telling Libby you were secretly in love with Lyndsay the whole time, would you? Kim: Wait -- those two were at the same time? Hmm...just before graduation...hey, you're right! I wonder how that happened? I also wondered about that. As a footnote, I have to say that that's the first virtual season fiver I've ever read. Weird stuff.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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04-21-2007, 06:08 AM
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And from Prime Factors...
(Hey, I'm bored and you gave me the most dangerous toy a fiver fan with way too much spare time could ask for...a forum! Mwahahaha! Neelix: They're the most ridiculously generous race in the sector. They also have a dark, dark secret. Janeway: We've found the perfect planet! As least someone is excited... Torres: GRRRRR! We need that device! Seska: I agree. Let's kill the Sicarans and drink their blood. Torres: I'd rather find a way with less vampirism. Seska: You're no fun. If only they kept Seska around for more episodes so we can spoof her more often... Captain's Log: Hear that? That's the sound of heads rolling. A classic Log, and a classic fiver one-liner. (a finer?)
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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04-22-2007, 09:48 AM
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The funny thing is I was just watching Prime Factors, and I remember thinking 'Seska looks just like a vampire from BtVS'.
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