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10-22-2005, 11:21 PM
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Q: There are five bananas! Look at the fifth banana! Do you see the fifth banana?
A: It's all in your head.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#4982
10-23-2005, 12:44 AM
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Q: hey what is that song about bananas and cell phones I hear all the time... do you hear it too?
A: maybe you are correct
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#4983
10-23-2005, 01:39 AM
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Q: There are five bananas!
A: It could be that Britney song...
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4984
10-23-2005, 10:53 AM
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Q: that is strange..now I hear about having done something again....what is that??
A: there are only FOUR .... I know that...I counted
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#4985
10-23-2005, 12:36 PM
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Q: Don't you see that there are FIVE bananas?
A: Oh, I ate one and didn't recount them.
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#4986
10-23-2005, 06:13 PM
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Q: What happened to the poisoned bananas?
A: It's really not that bad.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4987
10-23-2005, 11:59 PM
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Q: So, how was un-anesthesised (sp?) open heart surgery?
A: Sugar! Lots and lots of it!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4988
10-24-2005, 12:22 AM
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Q: So, what do you usually eat with your donuts?
A: That's really bad for your health, you know.
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#4989
10-24-2005, 06:07 PM
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Q: I ate all five of the bananas, and the gingerbread, and the chocolate, and the donut, and the apple, and the toblerone, and the hammer of smitting.
A: Dancing? Dancing!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4990
10-24-2005, 07:37 PM
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Q: what would you do to get new toblerone?
A: if you please be so kind
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#4991
10-24-2005, 07:53 PM
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(*blink* is that actually a sentance, danieldoof?)
Q: Have all the banana references finally stopped? A: All new Chocolate of Smiting!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4992
10-24-2005, 08:12 PM
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(hehe no... but who cares anyway?)
Q: What do you think toblerone is? A: Okay, now I write a sentence!
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#4993
10-24-2005, 09:45 PM
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Q: How do you do a bad Russian accent?
(just watched Air Force One, and for some reason, many of the "Russians" in similiar sentence structures as the one you used) A: It's really just an act.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4994
10-24-2005, 10:00 PM
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Q: can you say something that has multiple meanings?
A: I'LL BEE BÄÄÄCK (I should watch it in original maybe I can do something for my sentence structure :wink: )
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#4995
10-24-2005, 10:19 PM
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Q: So, how about that Governor of California?
A: Duck!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4996
10-24-2005, 10:31 PM
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Q: what should I say if I want to scare somebody right now?
A: no, impossible it definitely is
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#4997
10-24-2005, 10:39 PM
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Q: So Yoda, teeach me to be a Jedi you will?
A: Scalpel. Concrete. Monkey. Tomato paste. Six feet of Saranwrap.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#4998
10-25-2005, 12:33 AM
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Q: So, how do we make T'Pol's uglier cousin?
A: Nothing much.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#4999
10-25-2005, 04:41 AM
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Q: What do you think about?
A: Lukewarm, stirred, not shaken.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5000
10-25-2005, 08:55 AM
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Q: How do you like your eggs?
A: I love the smell of breakfast in the morning!
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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