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Q: Will I be the last?

A: Only Korgano could make her talk...But he is not chasing her any more...
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Old 02-28-2006, 11:43 AM
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Old 03-04-2006, 11:32 AM
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Old 03-04-2006, 06:45 PM
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Q: WHAT did you call Korgano?
A: Lamb Musaka! Heheheh!
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Old 03-04-2006, 06:51 PM
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Old 03-04-2006, 07:02 PM
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Q: Maybe some nice EGGPLANT Musaka?

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Old 03-04-2006, 09:12 PM
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(Well, there was the vaguest Fawlty Towers reference ever...)

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A: Turn left, then keep turning left.

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Old 03-04-2006, 09:33 PM
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:08 PM
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Old 03-05-2006, 06:41 AM
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Old 03-06-2006, 10:45 AM
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Old 03-08-2006, 02:00 PM
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