The Monkey's Paw Game - Page 27 - The Five-Minute Forums

NeoMatrix · #**521** 11-29-2005, 09:21 PM

It does, but not where you live.

I wish for the non hell-like warm weather to return

e of pi · #**522** 11-29-2005, 10:19 PM

It does. Just not where you live either.

I wish the weather here wasn't so darn perfect. Nah, just joking.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

Xeroc · #**523** 11-30-2005, 08:34 AM

You don't, but the work is a lot harder now!

I wish that the weather here was nice.

Opium · #**524** 11-30-2005, 01:20 PM

It is-you're being brainwashed by the three nerds from BuffyTVS to think it's not.

I wish that Tylonal Cold Daytime didn't make me hyper...

(where DID the TC Nightime go...)

e of pi · #**525** 11-30-2005, 10:26 PM

It doesn't. However, you experience one new major side effect: rigor mortis.

I wish I were smarter. I mean, one of the kids from my elementary school has a GPA of 4.75 and is taking pre-calc as a freshman.

whoiam · #**526** 12-01-2005, 03:56 AM

You are smarter. Unfortunately, you get nauseous in exams, so your grades suck.

I wish I hadn't been away so long.

e of pi · #**527** 12-01-2005, 06:08 AM

You weren't. Instead, you lapsed into a video game trance in front of the screen and didn't leave for days.

I wish they'd move Dilbert back into the comics section. I'm 15. Why do they think I'd be reading the Buisness section?

Xeroc · #**528** 12-01-2005, 07:15 AM

They do, but it's printed at a width of two microns.

I wish, for a new laptop!

e of pi · #**529** 12-01-2005, 07:17 AM

You do! It's new! To you! Just not to the previous three owners!

I wish the RPG would move along faster.

Xeroc · #**530** 12-01-2005, 07:22 AM

It does, and you die on the away mission!

I wish this keyboard wasn't so noisy.

e of pi · #**531** 12-01-2005, 07:37 AM

It isn't. The computer's fan, on the other hand kills small animals at ten paces.

I wish I had a starship. Or at least a shuttle.

Xeroc · #**532** 12-01-2005, 07:39 AM

You do! But it's another model. Non-functional, too.

I wish I had a real Starship. That worked. In good condition.

e of pi · #**533** 12-01-2005, 07:54 AM

That's good. Then come on down to Dealin' Dick's Slightly Used Shuttles! I swear I am not a crook.

I wish the makers of those commercials would be lined up and shot.

Xeroc · #**534** 12-01-2005, 07:56 AM

They are, shot with million-dollar-bill-shooting guns!

I wish that scams weren't so prevalent.

e of pi · #**535** 12-01-2005, 07:58 AM

They are. Unfortunately, the country of Nigeria ceases to exist.

I wish I could get a good grade on the world civ project due tomorrow.

Xeroc · #**536** 12-01-2005, 08:00 AM

You do, but then it's dropped from the class grade and another, harder project is put in its place!

I wish that these pencils wouldn't keep breaking.

e of pi · #**537** 12-01-2005, 09:03 AM

They do, because they are mechanical. Unfortunately, they jam instead.

I wish I could get my back-up multi-tip pen to open up so I could replace the lead in the pencil tip.

Opium · #**538** 12-01-2005, 11:37 AM

You do...but all writing surfaces disappear.

I wish that I had a million dollars. Right now. In cash that was the currency in the country I live in, and that it was worth no less than $1 CAN, or $.80 USA, or less than $.50 Euro, and with the average rate of inflation per year being no more than 2%.

Xeroc · #**539** 12-02-2005, 12:05 AM

You do... but sadly, there's nothing to buy.

I wish this computer was faster.

Opium · #**540** 12-02-2005, 01:48 AM

It is. The problem is that you have 1985-circa dial-up