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Old 02-14-2006, 12:51 AM
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Your wish is granted!


Except... that slight problem of it's never 11:01:99. So, the hours never actually happen.


I wish I had some reasonably loud speakers, with a good volume control, and that can play all sounds from 1Hz to 100,000Hz.
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:12 AM
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You have them. However, they aren't shock resistant. Better get them off the shelves the cats climb on.

I wish I had better styrene and resin modeling abilities.
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:17 AM
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You do! But only when modeling spheres.


I wish I had a personal limo for free!
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:19 AM
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You do! You're the driver!

I wish I had a plane.
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:23 AM
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You do! It's x + y + z = 1! Happy graphing!


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Old 02-14-2006, 01:25 AM
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You do. Right in the head, too.

I wish I had all of Mistery Science Theatre 300 on DVD, rather than one episode at a time from Netflix.
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:27 AM
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You do, but now you get sued for illegal possesion of wished DVDs by the RIAA.


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Old 02-14-2006, 01:28 AM
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It is, because everybody is dead.

I wish for a coke.
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:30 AM
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You get your wish, but it's just a free soda, so don't throw a party.


I wish I had a lifetime supply of free soda.
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:33 AM
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You do, but it's just one glass. Bad news this is for your health insurance provider.

I wish I could speak Gungan.
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:35 AM
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You can! And... it's 100% useless.


I wish the battery life on my laptop was more than 8 hours.
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:37 AM
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It is, but you lose it.

I wish my battery lasted longer than thirty minutes, which is as much as I get right now.
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:40 AM
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It now lasts for 30 minutes and 10 seconds.


I wish I had a GPS locator on my laptop.
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Old 02-14-2006, 02:34 AM
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You do. It says that your laptop is in a pawnshop in Wisconsin. Bad news...

I wish I had a new battery for my laptop.
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Old 02-14-2006, 06:44 PM
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You do! For only $199.99!


I wish I had a bus. Like the drivable-good condition-non-school kind.
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You get a bus, but if you go over 5mph, it will blow up.

I wish I had all the original copies of video games on PC, and all the other consoles, and yes, the TV I have works (earning me money while I play, lol)
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You get a bus, but if you go over 5mph, it will blow up.

I wish I had all the original copies of video games on PC, and all the other consoles, and yes, the TV I have works (earning me money while I play, lol)
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Old 02-14-2006, 11:16 PM
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You do. But when you go out to buy dinner that night, your house is hit by a freak metorite and everything is destoryed.

I wish I was the best at Halo 2 online.
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You are! But only on tuesday, at 4:00am, as no else any good will be online then now.


I wish for non-paradoxical time-traveling capabilities!
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:34 AM
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You get it. However, the crew of the USS Relativity get suspicious when someone points out that there's no such thing as "valet parking" in the 29th century.

I wish I had a higher grade in Phys Ed.
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