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Old 11-17-2004, 08:54 AM
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Q: Did you say use the force?


A: That really was obvious.
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Old 11-17-2004, 11:25 PM
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Q: Did you know? If it exists - then it doesn't not exist!


A: High or Low, I'm not quite sure.
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Old 11-18-2004, 04:17 AM
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Q: Captain, what did the computer say to set the proton oven to so we can have a turkey...in about 5 milliseconds?

A: This isn't fair! I want to ask the question! I don't trust you with the power of asking questions to my silly answers.
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Old 11-18-2004, 06:58 AM
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Q: Hey, did you hear? I get to ask you a question.

A: No, that was just you using incorrect logic.
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Old 11-18-2004, 08:05 AM
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Q: Doesn't 45 OR 22 = 59?

A: Some ancient guy said the same thing.
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Old 11-18-2004, 09:54 AM
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Q: When all else fails, stop using all else.

A: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-18-2004, 10:14 AM
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Q: Chilli pie with cheese?


A: That's okay.
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Old 11-18-2004, 04:13 PM
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Q: Hey, you are on fire!

A: Ignore the answer to your question, it's stupid and will not help you increase your knowledge of the universe.
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Old 11-19-2004, 12:54 AM
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Q:Woah, like, this is the best stuff ever man, like, did you ever wonder why, like, if you look into space, if the cosmonauts are, like, watching you with their spyware and using the info to give to George Bush so he can like make the debt bigger and blame it on your lawnmower?


A: No, really, he is sane.
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Old 11-19-2004, 01:09 AM
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Q: Are you sure he isnt crazy? He keeps going on and on about spying aliens and his lawnmower being possessed by the government.

A: Yeah, and next you will be telling me they are making a Barney vs. Spongebob movie
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Old 11-19-2004, 03:46 AM
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Q: Did you hear about all the cartoon movies coming out - I even hear they have a dueling one!


A: Put it in your LJ, or don't. Meh.
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Old 11-19-2004, 04:53 AM
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Q: Want to hear about my long boring day?

A: Let me guess, you just pissed off the Borg. I suggest we get out of here.
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Old 11-19-2004, 07:27 AM
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Q: Oh no...was that the time-space-destroy-the-borg button?


A: Here, have a Mento.
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Old 11-19-2004, 11:27 PM
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A: 1,523,239.478 - approximately.
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Old 11-20-2004, 05:59 AM
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Old 11-20-2004, 08:20 PM
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A: I don't think "however" is the right word to use there.
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Old 11-20-2004, 08:50 PM
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Q: When we however got our however, it however however!
A:It's all right, but not a patch on the charleston....
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Old 11-20-2004, 09:23 PM
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Old 11-21-2004, 01:19 AM
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A: That doesn't seem like the best idea.
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Old 11-21-2004, 01:20 AM
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